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botax

Etymology: American English, parodies botox-, {T} a substance which is injected into the skin of the face in order to make the skin look smooth and young, +tax- a levy on the net income of an individual or a business.

1: the process of checking ones itemized deductions before year end to ensure that any extra taxes owed can be artificially infused from your penultimate paycheck.
I was going to owe the IRS some money last year - so in late November I gave it the botax.
by Maxx Lobo February 15, 2005
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Bootext

noun, a text message sent by one person to another in the hopes of having a sexual encounter. A modern replacement for the Booty Call.
After a long night of partying, Sally was awoken by a bootext from Sheldon.
by Sheldon123 January 7, 2009
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Borex

The act of borexing;
to completely own.

Ownage so hard that everything within 3.5 yards gets pwnt.
Dude, did you see that guy the other night, he got borexd in that fight.
by Tyrone Maurice October 6, 2007
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boted?

When a Mr. Kenneth McCandless, one of many members of the popular free online game SoccerManager, logged onto the game's chat room, he wanted to express his boredom. However, a typo meant that the word spelt 'boted'. This caused the same expression from many of the other members who were on at the time; 'boted?'

It is now customary that when one member of the SM chatroom says boted?, other members on at the time must follow suit. No-one has any motive for doing so, other than boted?

SM community moderator Lee Bradbury (A.K.A Sky Blue Lee) once gave boted? it's true definition.
"Because the word boted? is followed by the response boted?, it is fair to say that boted? = boted?. It would as such be fair to assume that boted? is a paradox."

boted? can be classed as an underground meme. It's popularity is growing, and is slowly seeping onto YouTube and Facebook.
Member 1: boted?

Member 2: boted?

Member 3: boted?

Member 4: boted?

Member 5: boted?

M3: boted?

M1: boted?

M2: boted?

M5: boted?

M4: boted?

M6: Shut up.
by DrummerLee September 7, 2009
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botellón

(spanish: boh-tei-OWN) youth gathering of drinking outside where people bring their own drinks, mixers, cups, and often ice. popular in spain
i hear that they give tickets sometimes for botellón
yeah the neighbors are pretty frustrated with the noise. that's why we're doing it by the river
by lila~ June 1, 2007
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Botox Cry

When a person, typically someone "famous", tries to shed tears, but due to the amount of plastic surgery they've had done, no tears are visible and it is unknown if they actually have emotions.
Did you see that Heidi Montag interview? She was trying to show emotions, but all that came out was a Botox cry.
by CiSH_Fo_Sho February 20, 2010
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Botoxic shock

The look of permanent suprrise that results from one-too-many injections of Botox or Restylane.
Susan's botox treatments have made her look not younger, but perpetually astounded. She always looks as though she walked into a huge surprise party, or woke up next to a wildebeest. She has a serious case of botoxic shock.
by rococo March 13, 2010
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