Bootyism

A distillation of esoteric mysticism from various cultures that provides for a means of enlightenment by cultivating erotic energies and celebrating the sex act: without desire their is no liberation; without liberation their is no life; without sex their is neither liberation nor life.

Go to a yoga class and look at all the booty. Bootyism gives one a reason to live and strive. Attaining the highest experience of booty: bliss and dissolution of the ego in union with the object of ones desire and ones inner sensuality is to achieve a taste of ultimate liberation and enlightenment.

by kulananda August 26, 2013

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battle of the booties

Something Murphy Lee & Nelly made up to describe 2003's VMAs. Otherwise known as ATTACK OF GIRLS WERAING TOO SHORT SHORTS W/ TOO BIG BUTTS!

The female nominees will be cometing in battle of the booties.

by Britt August 28, 2006

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Bootieism • boogieism • bootyism • Boothism • Bootism • Bootyhism • bottjeism • Bollieism • Boobiesmack • BoobieSmacker

bootiespacious

One with an extra large bootie-takin up lot's of room

that bootiespacious bootie takes up the whole damn seat

by JR Shew March 7, 2004

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Brotheism

the belief in your bros as your whole universe; usually a result of a lack of belief in anything else (atheism).

Religious services take place on Friday, Saturday, or any day that you can get shit-faced on. Communion is the drinking of beer and the eating of chili-cheese anything. Prayer is addressed to the Holy Dude (who may or may not drink Caucasians), and usually occurs as a result of a long night of partying: "Oh Dude, I should not have eaten El Gigante* after that Power Hour."

*7 lb. burrito

"Dude, do not steal Robbie's girlfriend. Don't you remember the first commandment of Brotheism? 'Do unto thy Bros as you would have them to unto thee.'"

by Cardinal Brovellecci November 1, 2011

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