The subtle art of Boothing is one that has been lost since the late 19th century. It requires you take your date to the movies. If you can sit in a balcony, if not dont worry. One takes his date to the seats, claims he must go the bathroom, gets up, goes to the bathroom and start masturbating. Before ejacutulation one runs back to their date and yells "Dick Semper Tyranis!" and nuts on the dates head. Usually then one would run away and hide in a nearby barn.
Did ya hear about Steve?
No...
We took Kate out boothing a couple nights ago.
Did they find him yet?
No, but Kate is still in the shower...
No...
We took Kate out boothing a couple nights ago.
Did they find him yet?
No, but Kate is still in the shower...
by Zac Morrow January 12, 2008
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Figuratively pulling something out of one's ass to make one seem less sleazy than he would want to appear...like "Judge Kavanaugh boofed when he said boofing and the devil's triangle were drinking games."
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The act of re-arranging deer statues, particularly those made of christmas lights, in erotic positions.
"It's December 1, deer boofing season is open."
"No way, those deer don't know what is about to hit them."
"No way, those deer don't know what is about to hit them."
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Get the booching mug.Another word for flatulence, as defined by Brett Kavanaugh, Supreme Court Justice nominee, while under oath at Senate hearings on 9/27/18.
Senator Whitehouse: "What is boofing?"
Kavanaugh: "That refers to flatulence," Kavanaugh replied, with a hint of a smirk. "We were 16."
Kavanaugh: "That refers to flatulence," Kavanaugh replied, with a hint of a smirk. "We were 16."
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