Bobbert

A Nickname for someone (anyone) named Robert, but only for those special enough to deserve to be called that. And Especially if you're cute !

'Hi Bobbert, how are you?"

by FallenAnjel July 8, 2010

Booberty

The time in a girl's life when she begins maturing into a woman, as shown by her developing boobs.

"Wow, did you see what happened to Brittany over the summer? She must have hit booberty, because she sure is filling out that tank top."

by Kot September 23, 2005

Bobert

To get a hand-job in a crowded theater

Man, that chick I met last week gave me a Bobert during the Lego Movie.

by sittinherebored September 19, 2023

Bobbert

A Bobbert is a small, elusive, woodlands creature with an appetite for all that is Doritos. Having a keen sense of 'n00b detection', he can identify new creatures to his domain in an instant. Using his magical leprachaun wings, he flies from tree root to tree root, hitting branches with his head along the way. According to recent studies, he has a primitive worship cycle in which he worships the 'Great Cheese'

The Bobbert just ran across my foot! He pissed on me! Shit!

by 009. One of the founders of Bobbert[TIE] September 13, 2003

boobertunities

optimal boob and or breast gazing/ogling opportunities

"Dude you you should come to the pool with me, there will be ample boobertunities."

by manny-katles-jojojo September 27, 2010

Boebertworld

The unintelligible world of beliefs based on the wildly contorted, ignorant spew emanating from the vacant brain and uninhibited pie-hole of the Republican U.S. Representative from Colorado, Lauren Boebert.

“I choose to live right here in Boebertworld because I would otherwise have no other comparable income; having no defined sense of self or beliefs that aren’t funded by the far right racist gunboys who write my absurd statements as they get high in their mother’s basements,” uttered Ms. Boebert in an uncharacteristic moment of honesty.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2022

Bobert

A hand-job in public view.

I saw someone getting a bobert at the theatre the other day!

by WhatAboutThatGuy1969 September 17, 2023