Lorena Bobbit Blow Job

The vengeful act of performing oral sex on a man... and then biting his dick off.

Giving a Lorena Bobbit blow job is like high-fiving Lorena herself. Hell yeah, girl. Cheaters gon' cheat.

"Did you hear about what Jesse James did to Sandra Bullock?"

"Yeah! That asshole deserves a nice, wet, sloppy Lorena Bobbit blow job."

by Kristentacle March 15, 2011

bobbit

Dude who got his dick cut off by his wife. Poor man.

"Man you're so 'pussy whipped' by that nagging bitch that you're gunna end up like Bobbit, sleep with a knife of your own under the pillow."

by Diego August 15, 2003

Bobbity bobbities

Breasts. Nice ones.

Man, look at those bobbity bobbities!

by Brentus August 23, 2005

Lorena Bobbitt

1) the bitch who cut off John Bobbitt's dick.
2) to cut off someone's dick.

Lorena Bobbitt really pulled a Lorena Bobbitt on John Bobbitt.

by Nick D April 5, 2003

Lorena Bobbitt

That crazy chick who cut off her husband's penis with a kitchen knife in the mid-90's.
It worked out for him in the end because he became a porn star for awhile after it was surgically repaired, and appearing in films such as {Frankenpenis}.

"I never trust a b****, I blame Lorena Bobbitt."

by Matt June 18, 2006

BoBoTron

The worst possible brand.

Add a model number after BoBoTron for increased effect.

Man this fucking TV is BoBoTron, how much did you pay for this garbage?

Man this shit is BoBoTron 5000.

by Da_Nigga February 28, 2003

bobbo

An enormously sexy man with large muscles and an attitude for style. Can be seen hooking up with Diana Saenz or Karalynn Montgomery. Fun stuff here.

I wanted to fuck bobbo profusely.

by muahaha November 10, 2004