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Bluetooth On

When your teacher makes you turn on Bluetooth on your device so they can monitor your screen
Mrs. Comer-Jaworski always told us to make sure we have our Bluetooth on
by Randy Cochran October 18, 2018
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bluetooth douche

A man or woman that always has their bluetooth headset on wherever they go....to dinner, the movies, taking a shit, whatever. They are always talking three octaves too loud and annoying others around them. They are extra obnoxious are usually talking about something meaningless.
The bluetooth douche at Red Lobster was annoying everyone with his inane chatter.
by bukkake the porno clown December 28, 2006
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Pwnage by Bluetooth

When you are standing next to somebody either in an Elevator, Checkout Lane, or Bar etc. and they answer their phone via Bluetooth and then you respond.
(In an Elevator a guy walks in)

Stranger: Hey, Whats Up?
You: Not much, just glad the days over....
*Stranger Looks at you like you an idiot*
Stranger: Yea, I will grab some milk on my way home.
You: (Mentally) Crap, he had a fucking Bluetooth and wasn't talking to me. I hope no one noticed. That was severe pwnage by Bluetooth
by RedWhiteandDead December 28, 2007
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bluenose

According to Webster's Dictionary:

n.- one who attempts to impose his or her
moral code upon others.

In other words: A purtianical person who
tries to dominate your way of life by forcing
THEIR way of life down your throat.

An aggressive prude that engages in censorship,
behaves like a puritain, and condemns you as
if they were a religious zealot because they
are acting like so full of pride when they are
really full of shit.
Some bluenoses get TOO aggressive in their
idea in censorship. They need to get 21st
century and get laid.
by CDSmith1967 April 18, 2006
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Tabbed Bluebook

1. A copy of "The Uniform System of Citation" carefully annotated by a law student seeking a position on Law Journal.
2. A book whose owner should shampoo a crotch.
"This campsite is rad, too bad it has no shower."
"Not to worry -- Mads has a tabbed bluebook."
"Really? Sweet."
by HarrierPride March 26, 2008
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bluebox

A condition, similar to blueballs but applicable to women, in which the genital area is flooded with blood for so long without release that it becomes painful. Can be both a noun and a verb, and used literally or figureatively.
"I was totally going to do it with this guy last night, and we were all making out and what not, then he left, and now I've got a nasty case of bluebox."

"Considering the way the White house owns Congress right now, Harriet Miers is gonna feel totally blueboxed if she doesn't get confirmed."
by Cosmo October 4, 2005
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12 bar bluesorama

1. A skilful piece of music made up on the spot, though sounds perfectly practiced and smooth.

2. Anything that passes as good enough, eg an excuse that is made up on the spot, yet seems viable
Luke: Hey Murph have you got an excuse for being out so late?? Won't your parents be pissed??

Murph: Nah, i'll just do a 12 bar bluesorama.
by SummerOnions October 3, 2008
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