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A Fatty Paige is a girl who is usually at least 30 lbs or more overweight who thinks she is a sex object. She wears half shirts, low cut jeans, bikini tops with short shorts, fishnet stockings, belly rings and other things of that nature. They are usually tattooed heavily but not always and they are obsessed with Betty Paige for some reason, hence the name Fatty Paige.
Look at the gunt on that Fatty Paige.
by bukkake the porno clown November 24, 2006
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A drain baby is the sperm going down the drain after a man masturbates in the shower.
Jared made a drain baby while jerkin his gherkin in the shower.
by bukkake the porno clown November 2, 2007
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Two mediocre personalities that are obsessed with Howard Stern. They are have little talent and even less originality. Originally on XM they had an additional subscription fee to get the show and signed up few thousand people. They are dying a slow death just like XM.
by bukkake the porno clown November 8, 2006
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Take two parts comedy, mix in one part tragedy then add devil dogs and jack and water and you have Artie Lange. He gives the Stern show it's everyman appeal with his love of sports, gambling and drinking. Artie an actor and comedian who shines in his new FCC free surroundings at Sirius. He doesn't need to curse to be funny but it doesn't hurt either. His on air screaming matches with Crazy Alice and Beetlejuice are comedy gold. Artie makes everyone on the show better when he is on and when he is gone to shoot films or do a guest shot on Entourage the show is missing that spark. He recently signed a development deal with Fox, if he gets a show his Stern days will probably be numbered. All I can say is that he is a addictive fat guy with a heart of gold and a liver of a 98 year old.
Artie Lange described former female wrestler Chyna Doll's genitalia as a clitcock or a clock.
by bukkake the porno clown November 24, 2006
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A man or woman that always has their bluetooth headset on wherever they go....to dinner, the movies, taking a shit, whatever. They are always talking three octaves too loud and annoying others around them. They are extra obnoxious are usually talking about something meaningless.
The bluetooth douche at Red Lobster was annoying everyone with his inane chatter.
by bukkake the porno clown December 22, 2006
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A bonky is a black person who acts overly white to fit into society, They usually speak with an extra white voice(a la Tony Gwynn or Bryant Gumbel)probably even whiter than most caucasions. They also usually only associate themselves with white people and white culture and are considered sellouts in the black community.
Robin Quivers has only white people at her parties, what a bonky.
by bukkake the porno clown November 2, 2007
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def 1) A product that is sub standard and is usually of the poorest quality or considered low rent.

def 2) Something being just plain stupid, idiotic or wrong.
1.)Larry was wearing the jenky shoes he bought at the thrift shop.

2.)OJ trying to get back his memoribilia was the jenkiest idea he's had in a while.
by bukkake the porno clown November 2, 2007
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