Blap 

To slap someone with a Slimy substance in hand.

-SacredPotato

I took a hand full of egg whites and blapped a guy in the face.

Blap by SacredPotatoPower July 20, 2022

Blap 

THE WRONG WAY TO TYPE THE SECOND HALF charliBLAP: THE D.I.Y 🐐’s NAME

BLAP 🌍 > EVERYTHING

Former President Donald Trump:

“Hey Joe, I caught my wife getting her ass ate by Charli Blap, what should I do?

I’ve never heard of Charli Blap, I think you meant to say charliBLAP YOU BITCH YOU *disappears into dust only moments after he realises that this is his peak and he can now let the Alzheimer’s consume in peace*

Blap by DEFINITELY NOT charliBLAP December 27, 2023

blap crap 

10 pounds of fart being held back by one ounce of crap. The crap comes out jet powered and often creates artwork on the side of the toilet. Named for the 'blap' sound it makes coming out.

It's also artificially created by forcing a crap. Taking a 10 minute crap in 2 minutes often creates a blap crap.

Be right back, gotta go take a blap crap.

blap crap by Fartasaurus Rex September 16, 2011

blap nation 

group orgy where all the guys smack their dicks across the girls faces, creating a constant blap noise

hey u wanna be part of a blap nation tonight?

blap nation by ramidash November 22, 2017

blap blap 

The noise of a gun made by someone in recognition of aggressiveness you raise your hand and point it like a gun into the air shouting "BLAP BLAP" while in a club when a track that you like comes on.

To the sound of any track you feel throw ya hand up point it like a gun and shout "BLAP BLAP"

blap blap by Mike Magic February 15, 2005

blap-blap 

The word or phrase blap-blap, meaning or symbolizing the firing or discharging of a firearm, come to us from the New Age Ebonics Speak. The motion that follow or coincides with this phrase is that of holding a firearm in it's horizontal position, with the sights and magazine pointing West-East. The phrase is being rapidly picked up by young, Caucasian males who believe they are, in fact, part of the society and group of which this phrase comes from. Word found floating around this word happen to be rather harsh or negative is style, and consist of slang and curse words.

"Eh yo my brotha, you best be steppin' up outta here beefo I have to curb stomp yo ass, I said blap-blap, brotha"

blap-blap by Smally_Bigs_15 October 16, 2012

Blap Splat 

to strike a female on the forehead or facial area with your penis (blap) repeatedly until ejaculate is released onto the victim. see: Blap

"I was having so much fun with my meatsword on her face that I nailed her with a Blap Splat! Bitch was pissed!"

Blap Splat by millambar August 19, 2012