Blackcest

A Harry Potter fanfiction term: fanfiction describing incestuous relationships between members of the Black family.
Popular pairings include Sirius/his younger brother Regulus magically brought back from the dead and Bellatrix/Narcissa or any combination of these four characters.
It's a moot point whether extended family members count as Blacks for Blackcest. The Malfoy/Tonks families often are, but the Weasleys usually aren't.

"Hey, did you get the link to the Blackcest fanfic I sent you?"
"I read the first line then left it...it was disgusting."
"What, don't you like Blackcest?"
"Funnily enough, I don't enjoy reading stories where popular children's characters have sex with their relatives."

by Alfredooo May 4, 2006

Blackout artist

One that enjoys and is proficient in drinking till blackout. Points for frequency.

Chris was hammered last night as usual, fucking blackout artist.

by Mizznat August 2, 2008

blackout drunk

When you get sooo friggin drunk, that the next morning you cannot begin to recollect the actions that you were involved in the night before.

Possible Actions: You Got Gang Banged (& possibly impregnated depending on your sex), You Knucked n Bucked...basically anything.

Drunk: Why does my ass hurt?

Friend: Dude I think you got blackout drunk.

Drunk: Noooooo.....I've been Gang Banged!!!!

by Joe Pulo February 18, 2009

blackout queen

a blackout queen is the ultimate party girl. she is beautiful, she is wild and most of all, she always knows how to have a good time. she is a pathological prankster and will do just about anything to jump start the party.
a blackout queen is is what you get when you cross a drunk chick with sherlock holmes. to solve the mystery that is herself, she must piece together clues from pictures, texts, her call log, bruises, accounts from friends, blog entries and any other means possible.
her motto is "blackout or get out!"

she is fabulous.

so apparently last night i slapped a stranger, reparked an abandonned running vehicle on a different street, took a ride with a guy on a motorized wheel chair and won the grand prize at a japanese karaoke contest. just another day in the life of a blackout queen!

by blackoutqueen.tumblr.com May 21, 2011

Blackout Fighter

A term used to describe someone who can't remember events that happened during a fight after the fight is over.

blackout fighter don't remember after fight

"I'm so mad at you right now!"
"Why?"
"You don't remember?!"
"I'm a blackout fighter... I don't remember much of what happened..."

by XxEverlifeXx August 24, 2016

Blackruptcy

Having your black card revoked too many times that you will never get it back

Deniece had her black card revoked too many times that she had to declare blackruptcy.

You better stop watching Friends or else you’ll have to declare blackruptcy

by Brentzy August 16, 2019

Academic blackout

The condition in which a class or lecture is so undeniably filled with bullshit that one's brain turns off all function. This condition can cause a frustrating and confusing gap in the memory of the affected subject's for the period in which the class or lecture was attended and leaves one stupefied and belligerent.

"Dude, what did I miss in class yesterday?"

"I'm not sure, it was so boring that I had an academic blackout and I can't remember anything"

by Laxman33 November 10, 2011