bitcoin billionaire

A stupid ass game for stupid ass people

Joe: I was playing bitcoin billionaire

Garry: *Murders Joe*

by Ervman March 13, 2018

Bitcoin Scammer

Literal Try-hards that doesn't have lives rather than blackmailing and sending extortion mails. If you found one that claims your password has been compromised or you PC / Phone was hijacked by them, report the bitcoin address cause they cry like babies when they got arrested.

Person 1: Hey, some Keyboard warrior said my account was hacked.
Person 2: Ignore that Bitcoin Scammer. Report the address instead.
P1: Wait you know all of this?
P2: Yea, they're bluffing. One of them tried to scam me with my old password on his email message. Probably a basement dweller did that.
P1: Thanks.

by Ronald Lee March 29, 2021

bitcoinboi

A person enamored by cryptocurrencies without actually understanding them. Different from a genuine investor, a bitcoinboi will frequently align themselves with contrarian and often conspiratorial viewpoints such as flat Earth, Illuminati and antivaxxer movements.

After sharing their belief that cryptocurrency would solve the world's problems the bitcoinboi also shared that he believed the Earth was flat.

by CallMeEOnly July 27, 2022

bitcoin bandit

Bitcoin Bandit is a term used in the com to represent them being a theif to cryptocurrency or one who simswaps. People known as plugwalkjoe, doc, jon, and alot more out there. plugwalk joe is known for hacking twitter and other social medias through a method known as simswap, his victims are celebrities such as EX twitter CEO, Donaldtrump, more. Doc is known for his notorious simswap hack that landed himself $15M in bitcoin/USD in 1 lick. Doc owns a few handles but the main known as @5 on instagram. the reason i added jon in that list is because recently he was caught flexing/flashing a lick he hit to be around $10M-20M with a few other friends split into 2 groups to accomplish this lick whos names are unknown at this time. jon is new to the scene but recently been investigated in Sinaloa, Mexico by the mexicans government for being apart of a huge drug scam involving the Sinaloa Cartel known to be ran by the infamous druglord/kingpin El Chapo aka one if the most wanted men in Mexico during his time. Jon was raided in Mexico around May of 2023 which caused this event to be posted all over tiktok and reportedly $3M in cash and 2 ferrari's 1 known as a LaFerrari driven by Jon himself who was seen fleeing the scene in a pickup truck and the other known as a Ferrari F8 Tributo driven by a associate who is still unknown to this day. He flashes all his wealth over instagram by the username @comandantejon and other alternative instagram accounts.

"Hey you know that guy hit a lick for 600k in btc" , "Oh nah that nigga a bitcoin bandit"

by The Snitch of Snitches August 9, 2023

real ass bitcoin

a bharlotte cridge is what they call the very rare 6ft turtle that can be found off the gulf of mexico and sometimes is the honduras. it's jaw is strong enough to break through human bones, so if you do end up seeing one do not go close to it. watch out.

noob surfer: woah, is that a giant turtle???
pro surfer: nah, what you're seein' is a real ass bitcoin
noob surfer: is it dangerous???
pro surfer: yeah brah, don't go close, it'll eat you.
noob surfer: gnarly.
pro surfer: 🤙🏼
noob surfer: 🤙🏼

by realassbitcoin🙈😜 May 29, 2019

Psycho Bitchinesis

A womans inate ability to take a subject or idea and then through her voodoo magic, turn that subject/idea into something totally different. Many Men find problems with this when trying to converse with women or when trying to watch a good show on TV. When Psycho bitchinesis comes into affect; A talk about ones desired place to eat that night may turn into a talk about why the toilet seat was left up or why you didn't say "I Love you" Last night before you went to bed.

Man: Hey honey could you bring me a beer please?

Woman during Psycho Bitchinesis: Ok Walter but first off, Why the hell haven't you sent my mother a thank you card for last years christmas present. You know what your a lazy bastard, and if you leave that toilet seat up one more time I might actually stab you while you sleep!

Man (terrified beyond comprehension): Ummmm......I Love You????? Do you want my Credit card???

by Skybo67 October 12, 2009

bitcoin

noun. 1) a digital currency. 2) a pump and dump scheme perpetrated by semi-literate hackers and wishful idiots with dubious notions of wealth. 3) a token (of luck, good faith, hypocrisy or fraud). 4) a game of luck. 5) financial ruin.

verb. To render a tasteless joke to a scathing insult of ethics.

adjective. An oscillation (said of light, color, volume, exchange rate, etc) which is manipulable by unsophisticated and feckless dimwits.

I use Bitcoin for all sorts of things. To have a neighbor's dogs killed, to buy drugs, donate to wikileaks, pay for kiddie porn, etc. Sorry, I misspoke. I usually don't buy drugs with Bitcoin anymore. Too much a hassle.

I was totally up in her junk at her place and her idiot friend bugs in and the two of them start ragging about #metoo and Harvey Weinstein and then she pulls a Bitcoin on me and says she feels undervalued in our relationship. I'm like, Bitch you trumpin'.

by @RealityWinner February 21, 2018