Obligation-free sex which happens on or around someone's birthday. Usually initiated by the birthday boy/girl's partner, and involving a mix of acts which more favour the birthday boy/girl's preferences.
The usual rules of reciprocation and mutual pleasure are temporarily suspended, and the birthday girl/boy is considered free to cum whenever and wherever the fuck they please.
The usual rules of reciprocation and mutual pleasure are temporarily suspended, and the birthday girl/boy is considered free to cum whenever and wherever the fuck they please.
by evilbrent September 19, 2006
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by Sue Doe Nymm June 5, 2009
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On your birthday, a nuclear explosion of luck happens inside you. It causes you to have the ability to do anything. That attractive guy/girl you like? You're dating. That proposal you were worried about showing your boss? Got you a promotion. Daft Punk? They're playing at your house.
Guy 1: So wait, you're calling in sick today to take Caroline to the Usher concert? Nice!
Guy 2: Wrong. Usher invited me and my beautiful lady-friend to personally chill with him today.
Guy 1: Damn! How the hell did you pull that off?
Guy 2: Birthday Luck, man!
Guy 2: Wrong. Usher invited me and my beautiful lady-friend to personally chill with him today.
Guy 1: Damn! How the hell did you pull that off?
Guy 2: Birthday Luck, man!
by WhoDeyWhoDat April 9, 2011
Get the Birthday Luck mug.The day in which no matter the excuse, your girlfriend permits you the opportunity for anal sex. Fortunately for the men this is a fact!! Ref:-The laws of co-habitation, 1883- mcMiller, Brian. Book 3 chapter 4, section 69.
IE: Jeff- " hey honey guess what day it is?"
Random hot chick- "hump day?"
Jeff- " kinda! It's my b-day which includes birthday anal, plz adopt the position."
Random hot chick- "hump day?"
Jeff- " kinda! It's my b-day which includes birthday anal, plz adopt the position."
by Rules of engagement December 3, 2013
Get the birthday anal mug.The act of sending pictures of boobies, naked or clothed, to a birthday boy or girl.
This is a relatively new tradition, and in practice, it is more often men sending men pictures of their own chest, or men convincing random girls to send pictures of their cleavage to their friend on his birthday. However, the act was originally conceived to span an influx of casual acquaintances of the opposite sex to send you risque pictures.
This is a relatively new tradition, and in practice, it is more often men sending men pictures of their own chest, or men convincing random girls to send pictures of their cleavage to their friend on his birthday. However, the act was originally conceived to span an influx of casual acquaintances of the opposite sex to send you risque pictures.
Example 1:
Man your phone has been blowing up all day. I hope at least some of them are Birthday Boobies pics.
Well, I did get these from your sister...
Example 2:
How did you get pictures of Lisa's tits!
Birthday Boobies!
Example 3:
Andy really came through at the bar last night. He must have had over 40 girls send me birthday boobies. At least a dozen of them showed nipple.
Man your phone has been blowing up all day. I hope at least some of them are Birthday Boobies pics.
Well, I did get these from your sister...
Example 2:
How did you get pictures of Lisa's tits!
Birthday Boobies!
Example 3:
Andy really came through at the bar last night. He must have had over 40 girls send me birthday boobies. At least a dozen of them showed nipple.
by wijim November 12, 2011
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Get the Happy Birthday mug.To give someone a hug for their birthday, which includes one or more of the following: rubbing of the lower back, fondling of the buttocks, smelling of the hair, a squeeze of the obliques, an awkwardly long duration, a moan, or a reach for the crotch.
by Handy Jay September 24, 2014
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