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certified hood classic

anything that has this quote will be a classic.
man 1: yo have you listen to this song

man 2: no why are you making me keep hering this wack songs man

man 1: but this is a certified hood classic
by Rlzonx December 7, 2021
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Certified Pre-Fucked

Another term for Divorced. Origin: Neurotically Yours
My wife was divorced with no kids when i met her, she was a low-mileage Certified Pre-Fucked woman.
by Dan Sikorski September 5, 2006
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Beanified

Human: I unbeanify this.
Bean Lord: You cannot unbeanify what the bean has already beanified.
by Pehnut March 14, 2020
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beltified

The act of being owned, shown up, burned, or outright embarrassed by someone of superior stature.
The Pittsburgh Steelers were beltified by Aaron Rodgers and Clay Matthews during the post game celebration at Super Bowl 45.

Aaron Rodgers used his superior NFL skills to beltify Jay Cutler and the Chicago Bears.
by leeb52 May 9, 2011
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Certified Niggaboy

Just like how Drake is a Certified Loverboy (CLB, his newest album), dark-skinned people who act like Drake are Certified Niggaboys.
person1 - What kinda person are you
person2 - I'm a certified Niggaboy
person1 - Ahh you valid
by i am a failure to society 👍 October 20, 2021
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certified chomu

an alumni from the university of chomus, who possesses the ability to suck the life out of any person they talk to
Swayam : "I was talking to Vishal"
Yash : "He's a certified chomu"
by roasted_potato_salad April 1, 2022
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Certified Bossier Boy

A badass citizen of the one and only Bossier City! Don't mess with these guys, they don't dial 911. They're proud where they're from, and they aren't about to put shame in their name by not kicking fuckers asses. You fuck with them, they'll batter ya up like grandmas homemade pancakes!
"Hey man don't mess with the Certified Bossier Boy he's gonna kick your ass!"

"he ain't gon do nun."

The idiot squares up to the bossier boy:

"IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!" says the Bossier Boy.

The idiot gets dropped like a pig on a platter.
by Certified Bossier Boy November 15, 2022
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