belaboring his pumpkin

1. beating the top of one's head

2a. having sex with a pumpkin*
2b. masturbating

*Fun fact: If you have sex with a pumpkin, you are actually having sex with a fruit, not a vegetable...so the taboo does not apply!

1. From Canto XVIII of Dante's "Inferno" (Longfellow translation):

And he thereon, belaboring his pumpkin:
"The flatteries have submerged me here below,
Wherewith my tongue was never surfeited."

2. I have to go bail my uncle out. They picked him up for belaboring his pumpkin in a Wal-Mart dressing room.

by Joe Everyman July 18, 2009

belascbro

refers to an individual, usually male, who has done something reminiscent of the suburban cult legend of belasco. usually used to characterize someone who has sustained a sport injury and will not seek medical attention and/or has alot of sex but is afraid to film it.

Could also refer to someone who is a "bro" and likes the comic book character belasco. this is used sarcastically.

Look at that limp, Kevin is being a real Belascbro

You're going to comicCon, real cool belascbro.

by redheads anonymous May 26, 2011

Baltasar

Sexy boi with a huge dick. Very good with his dick use

wow,he is a baltasar

by not balta February 14, 2017

BelAmi

BelAmi is a gay pornographic film studio active in Central Europe, with offices in Bratislava, Prague, Budapest. It was established in 1993 by filmmaker George Duroy, a Slovak native who took his pseudonym from the protagonist Georges Duroy in Guy de Maupassant's novel Bel Ami.

Mom: "What were you just watching?"
Son: "Nothing, it was just a random video from BelAmi full of European erotica to warm my heart and heat the rest."

by WhalestWhale May 1, 2019

baltaboo

A person with no Lithuanian and/or Latvian ancestry or citizenship that is obsessed with those countries' cultures. Unfortunately, a Baltaboo is often mistaken for a Slavaboo because of some similarities between the two and the lack of education about Lithuanian/Latvian history, culture and geography. Baltaboos love to go to the "Rajon" to squat in counterfeit Adidas tracksuits while drinking Riga Black Balsam or Volfas Engelman beer and eat kebabs with garlic sauce next to their heavily used BMW E34 (that was questionably obtained from Poland). Baltaboos love to practive the Romuva, Druwi and Dievturība religions and their favorite sports are basketball, hockey and beating the crap out of each other.

Police Officer: Good evening gentlemen, do you know why I pulled you over today?
*intoxicated* Baltaboos: POLICIJA XUJICIJA! 凸(>皿<)凸
Police Officer: Very understandable... You are free to go. Have a great day.

by Karafuto November 13, 2019

belaiber

a believer of iaabella🥺🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼😋😕😕🤎

guys i am a belaiber because i belive🙏🏼😂

by belaiber February 16, 2021

regular Belasko

Someone who does things in a spectacular way. Phrase originally comes from The Great Gatsby; Belasko, apparently, was a Broadway producer in the early 20th Century.

Sue's a regular Belasko, dressing the way she does and fixing the party the way she has.

by Armstrong January 11, 2005