beerdar

A sixth sense that enables you to pinpoint the exact location of beer, especially in unfamiliar households, and, within seconds, allows you to break into the house without leaving any trace of evidence and open up a nice, cold, brewsky.

My beerdar led me to a case of Yuengling that not even the owner of the house knew about. Within seconds, I was in and out and on my way to a night of good times with my two best friends.

by C-Mills and Hizz November 30, 2007

beerability

not associated with or to be confused with drinkability, this is: one's availability and/or ability to consume beer.

dude - hey man, what's your beerability this evening.

man - aw dude i can't, i have to study for this exam.

bro - holy shit, that chick's drank 11 beers and she's still going... she's got some serious beerability!

by fatty richard May 14, 2009

beerfast

1. The first meal of the day, replaced with a certain fermented alcoholic beverage.
2. The first beer of the day.

Pass me a bud, it's past 11 and we've not had beerfast!

by Flamingo Odwin January 9, 2008

Beermaphone

A beer can being used as a microphone:
-Usaully occrus when intoxicated and a catchy song comes on the radio

"look at Anthony! He's realy singing into that beermaphone"

by totties February 23, 2009

Beerarrhea

A condition in which feces are discharged from the bowels frequently and in liquid form. Said feces smell of beer and is brought on from drinking way to much beer the night before. Is usually accompanied by a hangover.

Yo brah ... after drinking all that PBR last night, I've got a bad case of beerarrhea this morning.

by Rainier42 February 5, 2010

Beermance

Having a Romance with Beer.
This is a love hate relationship. The morning after consuming too much beer you 'hate' it. but the following day your back in love with it.

I'm having a beermance.
He's having a beermance.

by By Grunt February 7, 2010

beerwanging

A deeply sexual act involving a beer bottle and a funnel. It is the act of inserting the neck of the beer bottle into the vagina and emptying it inside of it. You then release the beer out of the vagina and drink it through the funnel.

guy: "hey, babe, you up for some intense beerwanging tonight? ;D "
girl: "wtf? is that even possible??"
guy: "it's worth a shot!"

by huntamatoer May 14, 2011