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Drinkability 

A poorly made beer that is mass produced and is watered down. This cross between an adjective and an adverb is used as a marketing scheme to get people who are not looking for flavor in beer, but simply want to guzzle down this pathetic excuse of "beer" so they can get drunk off of a pilsner that only has 3 percent alcohol by volume. Thus, a "beer" with this kind of label is without flavor and character and should not be consumed by humans who have dignity.
The best part about Bud Light is that it has "superior drinkability" so you don't have to taste the urine for very long as you chug it.
Drinkability by Razzmatazzz March 7, 2010
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Drinkability 

Word used to describe how suitable a beverage is for consumption;
an adjective evaluating how smooth and easy-to-drink a beverage is.
"The superior drinkability of Bud Light with a splash of 100% natural lime flavor."
-Bud Light Lime Commercial

Grey Goose Vodka's drinkability is much better than Barton's Vodka.
Drinkability by Jamison C. August 4, 2008

Drinkability 

The not only taste good but is easy to drink. Does Not fill you up or make you feel full!
Man this Coors Light has Drinkability!
Drinkability by DarkCaution April 10, 2011

drinkability 

the suitability of the beverage container for oral consumption of the substances contained within the beverage container
this canister has excellent drinkability
drinkability by wes riley February 13, 2009

drinkability 

A drink you have concocted (made up) personally or as a group that has the potential to be delicious.
That blue glacier (vodka and raspberry koolaid with ice) has drinkability.
drinkability by MoJo76 May 15, 2018

dankability 

Dankability is the scale in which you determine the quality of something. The higher the dankability the better the quality.
Winning the lottery is Extreme Dankability.
Getting robbed by a friend has a Low Dankability.
dankability by JT54 January 3, 2009

dickability 

When a man is unable to get or maintain an erection.
Jeff just hasn't been the same since he was diagnosed with chronic dickability.
dickability by Not a Skeeter September 29, 2017