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Beer Brush

When beer alters your visual judgement, removing imperfections, or enhancing attributes. Beer brushing can result in a person viewing images of unrealistic perfection.
"I hooked up with a smoking hot chick last night!"

"Nah, you didn't bro. There was definitely some beer brushing going on there." wheninromebro. com
by inhisownwrite July 9, 2010
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Beerput

Dutch-Belgian word for cesspool that people from Holland do not understand
Belgian guy: Kruipt terug in uwen beerput! (crawl back in your cesspool!)
Dutchman: wat? (what?)
by simonVK August 21, 2013
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Beep beep lettuce

This saying is originally from a rather obscure meme that includes Max and Ruby. At the end of the comic, Max exclaims "BEEP BEEP LETTUCE" in response to a question Ruby asks.

Essentially, Beep beep lettuce can be used as an interjection whenever one feels it's appropriate or just want to mess around with whoever they are with.
Person 1: Just grab me the Ragu from the stock room, ok Jimmy?

Jimmy: BEEP BEEP LETTUCE

Person 1: ...
by serialspongedesecrator September 15, 2017
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Hold my beer

Used to express an individual's boastful intent to outdo another person as an act of sport or competitiveness, expressed immediately after hearing about their achievement. Frequently used sarcastically or ironically.
Coworker 1: "Did you hear that Dan got fired for setting Mike's chair on fire?"
Coworker 2: "Hold my beer"
by AlexMA March 15, 2018
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Fruity Pebbles Beer

"That shit does taste like fruity pebbles!"
"Hey dude, what was the name of that fruity pebbles beer?"
by shamoosucks February 8, 2012
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beer taxi

Imaginary mode of transport,
associated with heavy drinking,when drinker has no recollection of how they arrived back at their preferred destination.
"i was so utterly trousered last night,haven't got a clue how i got home...must have been the beer taxi."
by Dr Lokoss July 5, 2004
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Canadian Beer

True, pure brew from the one and only Great White North. Not watered down like inferior American brew, just slow brewed to perfection. Canaidan beer is on average 5% - 5.5% alcohol, while Canaidan light beer is around 4% - 4.5%. The biggest Canadian brands are Molson Canadian, Molson Export, Labatt's Blue, Moose Head, Steam Whistle, Waterloo Dark, Niagara's Best, and even the cheap ass Lakeport.
Canadian beer is an icon, a symbol, and a legend
by thissucksletsgogetdrunk October 17, 2009
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