beerdick

The condition men get when they have trouble getting hard before sex because they are too drunk. A form of erectile dysfunction.

I was so disappointed last night. I was ready but he has the worst case of beerdick, and then he went to sleep.

by flypina July 13, 2006

Beerd

1.)When you are bored and just start drinking beers.

2.)When someone has already given you a beer.

3.)When the foam from a beer gets on your chin, thus having a beer beard, known as a beerd.

-I don't know but since Charlie isn't answering his phone he's probably got beerd.

-Jose:"Hey I'm going back in the house you need a beer?"
Marty:"Naw man I've already been beerd."

-I wonder why those chicks keep giggling and looking down here? Ah I gotta take a piss...<Looks in mirror sees a beerd on his chin> Shit!...

by Curt A.K.A. Curtis Mayfield March 8, 2008

beerability

not associated with or to be confused with drinkability, this is: one's availability and/or ability to consume beer.

dude - hey man, what's your beerability this evening.

man - aw dude i can't, i have to study for this exam.

bro - holy shit, that chick's drank 11 beers and she's still going... she's got some serious beerability!

by fatty richard May 14, 2009

beerfast

1. The first meal of the day, replaced with a certain fermented alcoholic beverage.
2. The first beer of the day.

Pass me a bud, it's past 11 and we've not had beerfast!

by Flamingo Odwin January 9, 2008

Beermaphone

A beer can being used as a microphone:
-Usaully occrus when intoxicated and a catchy song comes on the radio

"look at Anthony! He's realy singing into that beermaphone"

by totties February 23, 2009

Beerarrhea

A condition in which feces are discharged from the bowels frequently and in liquid form. Said feces smell of beer and is brought on from drinking way to much beer the night before. Is usually accompanied by a hangover.

Yo brah ... after drinking all that PBR last night, I've got a bad case of beerarrhea this morning.

by Rainier42 February 5, 2010

Beermance

Having a Romance with Beer.
This is a love hate relationship. The morning after consuming too much beer you 'hate' it. but the following day your back in love with it.

I'm having a beermance.
He's having a beermance.

by By Grunt February 7, 2010