bastie

an amazing, cute, rich boy who is the best boyfriend anyone could have. he is always honest and he takes care of everyone. he's always there as your shoulder to cry on and he will love you unconditionally, he makes mistakes but he always shows how he's sorry. he's shy when you first meet him and he's secretly really romantic, any girl would be lucky to have him.

I love my boyfriend bastie

by Unknown20919 October 8, 2019

Hungarian Turkey Baster

Sexual effluence spread during mating then retracted on the secretor.

When an extremly hairy man deficates on a small but limber woman, then collects his excrement. Thus a Hungarian Turkey Baster has been preformed.

by The_Administrator December 15, 2010

vagina baster

A utensil that is used to douche the vagina.

Stephanie used the vagina baster after sex.

by Joey L**g December 22, 2006

Inglorious Basterd

One who makes a swashtika with semen on the head of a jewish chick after fucking her.

I had sex with an Inglorious Basterd last night.

by Stevie Yates September 13, 2009

basted account

A basted account is a bank account that belongs to someone else , secured/resulting in an unexpected pregnancy from an opportunistic 3rd party.

A BASTED ACCOUNT just made sense to her, the only way she would get any of JACK’s money was if she suddenly became pregnant.

by MILLER604M May 21, 2021

basterd

When someone is too stupid to spell bastard, basterd is often the result.

Moron: STFU U DUM BASTERD!!!!!1111
Normal person: Try not typing like an idiot for once in your life.

by Anonymous July 27, 2003

Basheeba Butt

A big, abnormally round ass found mainly on black or mexican women. It looks as though two basketballs were forced down the back of a girls pants.Usually the desire of many a black man.

"Damn nigga, check out that fine piece of ass.I just wanna play Moses and part that Basheeba Butt."

by Josh C. April 19, 2005