shifting baselines

Shifting baselines are the chronic, slow, hard-to-notice changes in things, from the disappearance of birds and frogs in the countryside to the increased drive time from New York to Philadelphia.

If your ideal weight used to be 180 pounds and now it's 195, your baseline -- as well as your waistline -- has shifted. That's an example of shifting baselines.

by GPLegend September 18, 2008

secrets basel

who ever came up with secrets basel is rlly hot and smart. Everyone totally wants to be their friend.

For example: Two girls came up with secrets basel because theyre hot.

by secrets basel November 22, 2021

Basely

So ugly that your parents do not even want to look at you, so you must stay in the basement your whole life. Basely is a step above homely on the ugly scale. No one can be uglier than a basely person. If you are basely you sometimes have suicidal tendencies, but you are often also dumb enough to find the right tools to kill yourself. In a nut shell your as ugly as shit left on a baboon's hairy asshole.

-Damn that girl is ugly

-N'aw that girl basely!!

by the.true.t.jones July 17, 2011

Bassel

A bassel is a form of human being that does not identify with either gender , he presides on being a cringy substance to every friendship group

Bro man up and stop being a bassel

by youngindianhacker-31 March 20, 2019

baselope

A person with an abmnormaly large head. Usually a head that looks really awkard on a person's body.

I went to the movies last night and I couldn't see anything because I got stuck behind a baselope!

by kingloo February 23, 2008

Bassel

a.k.a. lurk/ emotional terrorist. 'pulling a bassel' is where you sweep in on a emotionaly unstable female. common occurances are funerals, cemetaries and the STI clinic. origionally founded by one Bassel Bones.

aahhhh man did you see that russ just pulled a right Bassel on that girl, she's only just been dumped.

by sdgcksydgcukc January 17, 2008

Bassel

bassel is guy with very many friend and also very handsome guy with da ladies. this guy always so crazy haha. sending love from libasol. this one time, he use woman makeup as crazy prank! oh also, he pretend to play bongos.... without any bongos!!! this guy so crazy man. he love Michael Scott from office and he always say “i’m michael scott!!!” get me everytime this guy

bassel: “hey guys guess what, i’m michael scott!!”
hot ladie: woooowwww.... i love him 😍😍😳
mahmoud: you is never michael scott... 😂 poser! you appear to be DWIGHT! 😂😂😎
bassel: i am finished with you mahmoud🤦🏻 ♂️, why don’t you change your DIAPER!😷💩(LOL, (men do not wear the diaper))

2 hot ladie: he is such a bassel💁🏻 ♀️, inshallah my husband of the future🥺

by JHLGFKOSULGVQL September 27, 2020