n. females, in particular ex-girlfriends with the 'hot in high school' complex, i.e. an insecurity complex that motivates them to cage men in relationships for the purpose of extracting constant self-validation, who use sex as a bear trap, then mind fuck you through your eye socket and/or stab you in the heart through your back. Can not survive without a boyfriend, oftentimes selfish as hell in bed, though highly DTF. NOT to be trusted.
"Yo, can you believe Broomehilda is texting me again? Thats the 12th goddamn time today, and we broke up more than a year ago!
Fuck that bitch, skanky ass tricks are all the same, g's up, ho's down.
Word."
Fuck that bitch, skanky ass tricks are all the same, g's up, ho's down.
Word."
by Bubba_Dude March 22, 2010
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by Mastershank September 13, 2014
Get the i'm in me moms car. BROOM BROOM mug.A powerfully voiced, often spiritual, enormously busted and often bearing an equally and admirably large behind. A Bajoomba is a large-and-in-charge-woman-of-colour. Usually wise beyond what the common populace is ready, willing, or able to accept as plausible. Uncommonly seen in elderly years (Wherein they undergo the metamorphosis of Big Mama), the greater population of Bajoombas teeter between middle age and youth, though are often (N.B. Not always) less spiritual the younger they are, being full of youthful angst and exhuberance before full bloom to middle age occurs. Curiously, a large number of Bajoombas have a natural talent for singing backup vocals to intellectual white Briitpop bands from the 80s and 90s.
(This definition is written by a white boy with endearing respect for all the people of colour, and white folk who've ever been able to see past our differences of colour and culture, and seen simply the human being that we all are.)
(This definition is written by a white boy with endearing respect for all the people of colour, and white folk who've ever been able to see past our differences of colour and culture, and seen simply the human being that we all are.)
I was listening to the radio last night. 'Nuvva one ovvem lame 80s & 90s shows. I was really shocked at the collection of Bajoombas they had, last night. They played
Stereo MC's - Connected, Pet Shop Boys - West End Girls and Eurythmics - Missionary Man. Sumfinrnuffin about them black backup singers sends a tingle down m' spine!
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Shirley from Whats Happenin!
Stereo MC's - Connected, Pet Shop Boys - West End Girls and Eurythmics - Missionary Man. Sumfinrnuffin about them black backup singers sends a tingle down m' spine!
Compare & Contrast Example:
Shirley from Whats Happenin!
by Insane Saint April 19, 2011
Get the Bajoomba mug.The best ending ever in videogame history, and probably the best ending in general. As featured in The Stanley Parable and The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe Edition, obtained by doing the hardest thing: stepping into the broom closet.
"OH, DID U GET THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING? THEB ROOM CLOSET ENDING WAS MY FAVRITE!1 XD" -Everyone who was lucky enough to experience the broom closet ending
by ThatOneHumann May 3, 2022
Get the The broom closet ending mug."To get broomed" "you got broomed" when a guy leads you on but continues to stand you up or two-timing you.
by Lonchbox July 26, 2017
Get the Broomed mug.A common description of a canine behavior, exhibited when a dog hears an unfamiliar or enticing sound. Upon hearing such a sound, many dogs will tilt their head to one side in a questioning manner.
Master: Who's a good boy?
Dog: *baroo?* (tilts head to one side)
Master: Are YOU a good boy?
Dog: *baroo?* (tilts head to the other side)
Dog: *baroo?* (tilts head to one side)
Master: Are YOU a good boy?
Dog: *baroo?* (tilts head to the other side)
by macserv December 16, 2008
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