Bradley Beach

Bradley Beach is a small town in New Jersey located near Asbury Park and Belmar. Contrary to popular belief, teenagers have not made this town a "drug town". In fact, the only fun you'll have in this town (15+) is hanging out with a group of the local teens. However, do not be talked into going back to "Dougs" house, no one even knows who Doug is. Main street is filled with pizza places, but everyone knows Vics is the best. Hess usually has cheaper gas but "Beyonce" (sunocos owner) will sell cigarettes to a child.

"Let's go to Deal"
"Fuck no, bradley beach beaches are nicer"

by ilove07720 March 31, 2009

Bartletted

When someone who "thinks" they know something about computers/servers and attempts to "repair" one, usually leaving it in worse shape than it was in the first place. This can happen because the "guru" emits an EMP pulse that disables all electronics within a 25ft. radius.

John: Man, my laptop is running slow today.

Dave: Hey, I'll take a look at it!

Dave: *picks up the laptop, motherboard fries, screen goes dark*

John: Dude WTF?! You just Bartletted my laptop!!

by xerolyfe April 3, 2011

Bradley

Bradley is a sweet and very cute guy that is the underlying wild child of their group of friends!

Women flock to Bradley because he has a charming personality plus he's not a fake and he's a sweetheart underneath! He loves the ladies but secretly wants that one special soulmate to be loyal too!

He's a loving dad, brother and son and craves the family life!

Bradley is a keeper for real!

"Tell Bradley to come on and leave those ladies alone!"

by cheLLe1963 September 5, 2020

barley pop

another name for my good friend "beer"

I'm quite parched and could use another barley pop.

by Steve January 3, 2004

bradley

A really kind person with a good heart always willing to give a helping hand to anyone in need. However if you F*CK with him he will find a way to get revenge. That is something a Bradley is really good at.

I just met a Bradley and he helped me with shopping.

by dzaam88 January 4, 2020

baddle of wadder

the american pronunciation of "bottle of watter"

bill: harry can you get me a baddle of wadder
harry: you mean a bo'oh o wa'er?

by TheFlagKing February 20, 2022

Beef Barkley

The act of spreading your asscheeks and wiping your asshole across the face of someone else who is sleeping.

Guy 1: I'll never go camping with that guy again.

Guy 2: Why not?

Guy 1: I woke up to him giving me a Beef Barkley.

Guy 2: That's just wrong man.

by O.D.B.O.D'd September 4, 2013