Bantom Bulldog

Basically a Bulldog that's half the size. They are very cute and are just like normal bulldogs only there half the size making them perfect for small families.

"What kind of dog is that?"

"Oh its a Bantom bulldog!"

by -Lil L July 19, 2018

Banhammer Baseball

The game played by trolls on forums, usually involving moderators and/or administrators as the team up to bat and the trolls as the infielders and outfielders. The pitch is the troll posting something against forum rules, the swing is the mod/admin threatening to ban if the troll posts one more trolling post. A strikeout is when the troll doesn't get banned or doesn't post again while a home run is when the troll continues to troll and thus gets banned.

Yeah, some troll decided to play banhammer baseball last night on the forum. He was given a warning, and his response was a "sorry" followed by more trolling and whining... and then the admin scored a home run and banned the clown.

by ratdude747 June 17, 2013

Iambic Bantameter

Any series of remarks, or a single remark, of a high banter level; usually something witty, pretentious, urbane or academic in nature is best defined by Iambic Bantameter, a rhythm of speech best found in the casts of student productions of Shakespeare.

My life is written in Iambic Bantameter.

by abohemianisyou February 22, 2011

banhammer

Banhammers are fearsome weapons wielded by the Admins, a race of genetically enhanced people who have been created to serve and to protect online communities from the evil that fills the internet. The Banhammers are mighty weapons, and must be used carefully, as whoever holds one of these weapons have power over the accounts of all others. Also known as the Faggot Banisher, the ATYO (annoying twelve-year old) Destroyer, and the Retard Bane.

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Q: wtf i cant log in!?
A: May the power of the Banhammer compel you!
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Q: wtf you ******s a****** k******* !!! you **** ****ing *****
A: *smashes with banhammer*

by n0o0o0o0o August 18, 2006

rick battam

(just to clarify rick battam is not a real person, so please dont reject this submission)

rick battam is the crowned king of the rock bottom lifestyle. he's a social disaster, and a financial joke. romantically, he's a full tilt dumpster diver. he has trouble maintaining a job or a socially acceptable level of hygene. rick battam loves the booze, and is no stranger to space junk. many of us have been rick battam at one point in our lives, and we've all seen him (at bus stations, bowling alley's, arby's etc.) rick battam can be used as an adjective or proper noun.

... i woke up in a pile of vomit with no idea where i was, or where all my money had gone; i was completely rick battam

sleeping with maya was a rick battam descision

by geofftaylor August 11, 2006

Bantard

Someone who has been banned from the runescapecommunity forums.

Cheeseisgod is a bantard

by stupididioticgoddamthing October 10, 2005

Thor's Banhammer

A veritable boomerang, any member of anon can take up the Banhammer to smite losers in a fell swoop. It expands to infinity once equipped and can be folded into a pea-drop in your pocket.

It is the ultimate tool of anon and can be taken anywhere.

Used for smiting.

Scumbag Steve: Wanna hear me free-style?
Loloki: Lotso zeros behind this guy's checks.

Shortacat: Purr, purr do thaaat.
Anon: <Thor's Banhammer>
Scumbag Steve: Harumph! I need to work on stealing mixtapes.

/retires to mom's basement for seven years.
Chorus: CP!!!

by Tasha G. Uden March 29, 2011