sperm bandit

A female who chooses to have a child with no father involved by means of one night stands, brief relationships et al.

She chooses her victim carefully, he must be intelligent and attractive. And then when the 'timing is right' bed him and utilise his sperm.

Even if protection is used she will find means of transfering the little swimmers from the rubber to her vag before they die out.

She had that kid to some random guy, she's a sperm bandit.

by eClaire May 6, 2006

scarlet bandito

A distinguished mustache of the finest quality. This particular coiffure is divined by its thick, lustrous, reddish scarlet color and it’s inate ability to attract pussy of the highest caliber. The Scarlet Bandido is respected my men of the most masculine order and ladies residing at the apex of womanhood.

The women tried the best they could to keep their lady lockers dry, but when Matt flashed his Scarlet Bandito... you could’ve drowned a toddler in those panties.

by Truckertittycity! November 29, 2018

left lane bandit

An inconsiderate fucktard who upon attaining the leftmost lane on an interstate will not get out of the lane to let faster traffic pass by. Such an individual typically believes that since they are doing the speed limit or slightly over, no one else should be able to go faster since they would be breaking the law.

Bill was driving like an eighty year old woman in the left lane. He had thirty cars waiting to get by, but he would not get over because he was a Left Lane Bandit.

by Pete Crapia May 5, 2006

Bandit Radio

Who doesn't understand what is band radio, ehh?
well mostly people don't know what is bandit radio
it's a song played in a game called S.T.A.L.K.E.R.:Clear Sky.
It's a lot used song by slavs/gopniks.

Ivan:*Turns on bandit radio*
Alexander:*Starts dancing and squatting*

by Drunk Cheeki Breeki Bandit February 6, 2018

piss hole bandit

A homsexual that hangs out in public restrooms.

Beware of piss hole bandits when you are at the zoo.

by guido#22 June 29, 2009

Bandit Lee Way

born May 27,2009, daughter of Gerard Way and Lindsey Ballato-Way. Gerard is the frontman of My Chemical Romance and Lyn-Z is the bassist to Mindless Self Indulgence. Fans were informed of her birth via Mikey Way's (Gerard's brother) twitter, congratulating Gerard and Lindsey. :D

Bandit Lee Way should be gorgeous, just look at her parents!

by hug6trees June 7, 2009

bukc bandit

Driving a club 100 kart with utmost confidence in your own ability that quite clearly isnt there.

Being a victim of a bukc bandit involves ridiculous crashes and unhappy people gesturing nasty hand signals at one another.

by hicksy_max21 April 10, 2009