Baconing

Baconing (verb): to do an extreme combination of chillaxing and being a boss
Dude, i was down in florida last weekend and i saw this guy baconing so hard. He had ALL the ladies around him
by ElDiosDelTrueno September 22, 2010
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Bacon

Bob: Hey, Sorry your mom died.

Steve: It's fine, I ate some bacon.
by baconlover2010 February 03, 2010
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Bacon

1. Noun. Usually meat from the back and sides of a hog salted and dried or smoked; usually sliced thin and fried. Also associated with manliness.

2. Adjective. Used to describe something that is awesome, much in the same way as 'epic'.
1. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.. Baaaacccooonn.... *drool*
2. Pizza wrapped in Bacon? That is totally Bacon.
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baconed

Past tense of the verb 'to bacon' which involves the application of raw bacon to a victim's household; often their front door and/or windows. Raw bacon should be soaked in syrup and forcefully applied to ensure prolonged adhesion.
Person 1: "I heard you had a quite a surprise this morning."
Victim: "Yeah, those bastards baconed me!"
by ColoradoIcculus December 08, 2009
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baconizing

Someone suffering from involuntary spasms (That guy needs help he's baconizing on the floor), having intercourse or something that is behaving erratically ie: a computer printer that's blinking and making noise but doesn't print (That stupid printer is baconizing again).
by Some guy March 08, 2004
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Baconized

(1)Getting burned bad in any video game
(2)Getting fried to a crisp in Warhawk with a Flamethrower while you are still lying there.
I really Baconized that guy.
by Millenneus February 06, 2008
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