The middle of nowhere, a place with a lot of land and trees and not too many people. Usually referring to somewhere in the south.
Person 1: I heard Jim is moving to Texas
Person 2: Yeah, he's probably going to be living in the backwoods somewhere.
Person 2: Yeah, he's probably going to be living in the backwoods somewhere.
by youknowho12345 September 23, 2013
Get the the backwoods mug.to do something the exact opposite way that any normal person would do it. to defy logic by carrying out an act with no hope of accomplishing anything purposeful.
purposely doing something wrong to prove a really stupid point.
purposely doing something wrong to prove a really stupid point.
he attemped the task in an ass backward's fashion, despite all indication from his friend that he was doing it wrong.
by marty767 September 23, 2006
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Yuppie: Please sir, take my wallet! Just don't hurt mich!
Redneck: Oh i'm gon' hurt you alright. A good ol' fashioned Backwoods Butthurting.
Yuppie: NOOO! *dragged away*
Redneck: Oh i'm gon' hurt you alright. A good ol' fashioned Backwoods Butthurting.
Yuppie: NOOO! *dragged away*
by Harry Warden April 29, 2009
Get the Backwoods Butthurting mug.A person who is capable, of not only living off the land like his manly men who came before him, but is also capable of not being reliant on bullshit like cell phones, the interwebs, or fucking starbucks. A man who is able to follow up the killing of a grizzly bear with a mighty chest beating, like an adrenaline fueled silver back. This man can build a house out of mother nature, and eat her animals, and wash it down with a mighty man made wilderness beverage.
Timmy, eat your dinner, or the backwoodsman will get you!
That guy is no pussy. He is a fucking backwoodsman. He will conquer mother nature, and live off of her carcass!
That guy is no pussy. He is a fucking backwoodsman. He will conquer mother nature, and live off of her carcass!
by ElWray June 28, 2011
Get the Backwoodsman mug.A pack of cigars (normaly comes in pack of 5) various flavours available (banana, wild rum, all natural, honey, honey berry, original) They cost about the same as a pack of cigaretts but you only get 5. Backwoods are great to roll weed / marijuana in. The shell of the cigar comes off easy, just find the seam and unroll it. Dump out the tobacco, and rool up the weed. lick to stick, and smoke. much like a philly blunt but much much better. You only need the Backwoods cigar shell NOT the tabacco inside it. They are considered better than Philly Blunts for many reasons. The best part is that the Backwoods cigar shell is an actual tobacco leaf UNLIKE Philly Blunts.
"It don't matter if you lokin' or bleedin'
Wheather it's Backwoods or Zig-Zags ya smokin' yo weed in"
Artist: Fabolous
Song: Automatic
Album: Grit & Grind
Wheather it's Backwoods or Zig-Zags ya smokin' yo weed in"
Artist: Fabolous
Song: Automatic
Album: Grit & Grind
by jay-z613 October 28, 2006
Get the Backwoods mug.an expression of heightened disbelief at an incident or occurrence, similar to fuck me running, but implying even more depth of utter disbelief at that which is becoming known to you at the given moment. Denotes the purest amazement that the truly unthinkable has really just occurred.
John says, "Hey! Did you hear Hillary won the election?" and Fred says, "Well... Fuck me running backwards!"
by Hunter Farley May 13, 2008
Get the fuck me running backwards mug.To do something totally wrong or stupid, whether intentionally or not. Something that is the opposite of itself. To be stupid or slow.
by A-TownDown March 7, 2005
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