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batfuck and mustard

Said when a confluence of thought and/or action occurs during a conversation between two or more individuals. See: Poke, you owe me a coke, or the concept of a jinx, but without the imposed silence inherent in existing concepts.

This pejorative should be shouted and/or typed at any moment when both parties involved in a conversation type or say what is essentially the same concept (with allowances for differences in wording).

The declaration should especially come into play when this confluence occurs at several moments in the same conversation; the first instance might be unique, but three or more would justify loudly shouting "BATFUCK AND MUSTARD" from any available rooftops.
A: I consider the cantaloupe to be an unnecessary fruit.
(simultaneously)
B: I no longer require cantaloupes in my repertoire of melons.

A and B (unison): BATFUCK AND MUSTARD!

B: Indubitably.

A: I need a beer.
by unsquare June 19, 2007
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btfu

bagging the fuck up
A Jersey saying meaning there laughing same as ctfu (cracking the fuck up) just different saying
person 1- “somebody through a book at the teach head”

person 2- “ik i seen that shit i was btfu, shit was really the bid
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Blown The Fuck Up
mainly in use for Americas Army players online
you were btfu you nubcake
by -=GsM=-Tanky October 24, 2006
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bytfu

Acronym for "beat you the fuck up"

Only said when chatting on the internet, since if you said "B-Y-T-F-U" in person youd probably get beat the fuck up.
In caht room
XJohnyX: Hey dude, i slept with ur mom last night
Nerdwhosequeer: thats suptomically incorrect due to the stars positioning and the graphic displacement of the sun in duirect alignment of the moon
UncleJessie: hey f*cking nerd!if you dont stop talking like a nerd, I'll bytfu!!
by Mike February 8, 2004
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bstfubibymfkna

bstfubibymfkna means.

bitch shut the fuck up before i beat yo/your mother fuckin ass.
" Daniel bstfubibymfkna nigga! "
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bstfunah

Jenny: god you ugly whore
You: bitch shut the fuck up nasty ass hoe! BSTFUNAH
by Dirty Jenny December 8, 2022
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