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Blubber-Vision

This is what many overweight people have when they criticize or point out the thinness of people who are actually at a healthy weight level. The majority of thin criticism comes from overweights who suffer from “Blubber-Vision”. This is especially acute when the overweight person has recently gained and subconsciously justifies it by looking down on people with healthy weight -- viewing others' body mass through the lenses of their own obesity.
My Aunt Sally suffers from Blubber-Vision. She is always saying how thin and unhealthy I look, even though she weighs 300 lbs.
by Johntoo August 22, 2009
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big bubba

A friendly male in prison, almost always acting as muscle for someone smarter than him. His caucasian couner-part is tiny. Big bubba is often shorter, but broader than tiny. Bubba likes comedians, and will luagh his 350lb ass off when you insult him. He is almost always over 6'5", and very heavy. Not the sharpest tool in the box, what bubba loses in intelligence, he makes up for in ability to intimidate, be violent, and rape other inmates. Bubba is more friendly than tiny, and usually has a lot of friends, whereas tiny is more of a loner. Bubba's will often talk about their release date. Very rarely will a bubba be able to drive.
Hey bubba... want my smokes?
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
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Big Bubba

Ambassador of prison, job of welcoming newcomers.
"Hi im new here, what's your name?"
"Ben Dover"
by WAPRICK April 9, 2005
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blubb

its a funny word which is used by german people if they dont know what to say
blubb=> bitte lass uns bumsen baby :D
by sandriiiii December 21, 2008
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Bubba Ho-Tep

1) a decomposing mummy that sucks the souls of people in an old folk's home in Texas. He also wears a stylish hat.

2) a really cool B-movie starring Bruce "the man, the legend" Campbell, Ossie Davis, and Bob Ivy.
1) Come on' J.F.K., we're gonna go kick Bubba Ho-Tep's ass!
2) God, Bruce Campbell was awesome in Bubba Ho-Tep!
by Ren85 July 2, 2004
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theatrical blueballs

To painstakingly watch a movie just to find out there is no ending, leaving you dissatisfied like an unsavory sexual experience!
cloverfields or even I am legends "Endings" will leave you with theatrical blueballs.
by iwuzbornTwiztid January 19, 2008
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Sneeze Blueball

The act of almost sneezing, but failing and feeling very strange, uncomfortable, and unsatisfied. The feeling of a Sneeze Blueball is similar to a Sneeze Tease, but is far more unsettling. It makes you feel unfinished. The Sneeze Blueball can be countered by numerous things; looking into light, scratching the nose, or twitching of the muscles in the nose.

The Sneeze Blueball is a derivative of the term: blueball
Chuck: "Ah.... Ah..... Ah..... Ch.... Ugh."
Steve: "What was that? Was that a Sneeze Tease?"
Chuck: "No, worse. I just had a Sneeze Blueball"
Steve: "Oh man... that sucks. How do you feel?"
Chuck: "Unfinished..."
by TheEpicEmperorOfAllEternity January 26, 2011
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