Bean Time

10:40

What time is it?
It's Bean Time!

by Professor PP May 6, 2020

bean guy

A super religious person.

Someone who will not stop talking about, or who only talks about, religion. The type of person you dread being around because of their single-gear, close-minded conversation skills.

Imagine someone who only talked about beans; lima beans, green beans, black beans, pinto beans, garbanzo beans, kidney beans, mung beans, soybeans, etc. Sounds awful, doesn't it?

"Grandpa John will not shut the fuck up about the bible. He is such a bean guy."

by hoz1 November 12, 2021

angel bean

Phil Lester

Everyone's favorite angel bean.

by six of crows September 15, 2016

Dirty Bean Water

Another word for coffee, made popular by Jacksepticeye.

"Now your dirty bean water is warm and ready!"

by Aromantic Angel May 18, 2021

angel bean

A person who is completely innocent and cares for anybody

Phil Lester is such an angel bean, he would never hurt a fly

by Tinydino May 12, 2016

Bean Bag Tag

A reference to doggy style gay sex where the pitcher's abnormally long balls (bean bag) swing in a pendulum like manner and strike the underside of the catcher's fleshy meat sac (bean bag).

Gay Guy 1: "oh my cubes are so bruised from that vicious game of bean bag tag last night."

Gay Guy 2: "did you play with joe again?"

Gay Guy 1: "yea, when he gets his momentum going his nuts are like two cannonballs in a pair of nylons!"

Gay Guy 2: "Yea i know what that is like... his flesh bag is a wrecking ball designed for crushing man bags."

by gay guy one February 23, 2009

bean daddy

The man with the sensu beans

Yajirobe: I brought these magical sensu beans that heal all wounds and replenish your stamina.

Goku: Thanks Yajirobe!

Yajirobe: Bean daddy, out.

by Hearshotkid_2113 August 20, 2018