bamfette

A girl who simply can't be beat. Usually found kickin' it with a huge pack of BAMF's (male).

Damn, check out that girl, what a bamfette!

by BAMF-ette's December 25, 2008

BAMF

Bad Ass Mother Fucker. Someone who most likely drives a CT 2004 and is down for pretty much anything. Inspired by that silly bitch Dane Cook.

A BAMF (for instance) would not drive a Hummer 2.No because too many people already have those. They would drive something ORIGINAL. Like A cement truck with custum rims and padding in the back where friends can roll around in. That is a true BAMF!

by Lauren aka shakiki December 28, 2005

Bamforth

The most coolest of the cools.

A word, most commonly a name but also used as an adjective, to describe someone or something of optimum awesome-ness.

B stands for beautiful.
A stands for amazing.
M stands for marvellous.
F stands for fantastic.
O stands for outstanding.
R stands for ravishing.
T stands for tremendous.
H stands for hilarious.

You look so bamforth today!
I wish I was more Bamforth.

by ILOVEELF.COM March 31, 2011

BAMF

The sound of teleportation, demonstrated by Nightcrawler in the X-Men series.

See also Snikt.

The answer is as quick...
*BAMF*
*BAMF*
*BAMF*
*BAMF*
...as it is painful.

by GoblinGrenade May 13, 2014

bashful colon

Condition whereby one is unable to defecate in any sort of public bathroom, or in someone else's home.

After Roberta (and her bashful colon) spent a week in Cancun with her new boyfriend, upon returning to her apartment, she took the largest crap of her life.

by Surlygirl July 13, 2006

bamfalite

a bamf kidd who is popular and is member of the local scene. like a socialite, but not preppy.

person 1: ayy do you see that scene girl over there?
person 2: yeah, she's such a fucking bamfalite!
person 1: i know. she's every where.

by amanda sykes; May 27, 2009

Bashful Turtle

When, whether due to overly-restrictive clothing, uncomfortably low temperatures, or the use of stimulants, a man's penis retreats almost entirely into his body. In extreme cases it's possible for even an uncircumcised male's member to completely disappear from view, leaving only the outer skin of his penis bunched up like the neck skin of a turtle hiding its head in its shell.

"Man, these running short are too tight. When I got to the bathroom it took me a minute to take care of the bashful turtle so I could take a leak."

"I swear I'm never hooking up on a ski trip again. When his pants came off all you could see was his bashful turtle."

by emmdeejay April 23, 2010