Bitch Ass Shit Fuck - when something is ridiculous beyond belief, and no single or common combination of curses will do.
by the jolly roger reynolds November 12, 2008
by qazxsdedfcvfrtghbnjhjukm,kl September 03, 2008
BASF stands for Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart. To do a proper BASF one must drop one's drawers and sit, bare ass, on a hardwood floor and then rip a monster fart. The vibration of the buttcheeks against the hardwood creates a natural reverb chamber/amplifier resulting in a thunderous cacophony akin to a gunning a chainsaw while firing an M-16.
Joe's BASF (Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart) blew a hole through the parquet and now the Celtics have to play home games at Sacred Heart until they fix it.
by DennisFreeman April 01, 2019