BASF

Bitch Ass Shit Fuck - when something is ridiculous beyond belief, and no single or common combination of curses will do.

"He screwed her mom? Man, that's BASF."

by the jolly roger reynolds March 29, 2009

BASF

bitch ass shit face

lindsey felty is such a BASF

by qazxsdedfcvfrtghbnjhjukm,kl October 21, 2008

BASF (Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart)

BASF stands for Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart. To do a proper BASF one must drop one's drawers and sit, bare ass, on a hardwood floor and then rip a monster fart. The vibration of the buttcheeks against the hardwood creates a natural reverb chamber/amplifier resulting in a thunderous cacophony akin to a gunning a chainsaw while firing an M-16.

Joe's BASF (Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart) blew a hole through the parquet and now the Celtics have to play home games at Sacred Heart until they fix it.

by DennisFreeman April 1, 2019

Basfol

To be blackout drunk and break a toilet lid

Holy crap! He drank only 2 shots and Basfoled.

by Ranch Obinson March 18, 2022

Basford-Day

Basford-Day is the expression for having an extremely lazy day.
Most notably the day we will be spent in bed (Only wearing boxer shorts / underwear) watching star wars, films, playing computer games (most notably simulator games) other internet videos on a laptop while just laying there in your pit.

Guy One - What have you been up to today?
Guy Two - Absolutely Nothing
Guy One - Had a Basford-Day then?
Guy Two - Yeah

by TheBDog84 August 29, 2013

basfBOOM

A noise made when a wrestler slams an opponent.

Big Steve, the wrestler, jumped on Grey Haired Owl....basfBOOM

Woop

by Basford July 16, 2009

BASFL

Brother and sister for life

BASFL example - Sam and Bryony are Brother and Sister for life.

sam and bryony are BASFL

B - brother
A- And
S- sister
For - for
L- life

by Bryonyhacker June 1, 2010