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BASF (Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart) 

BASF stands for Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart. To do a proper BASF one must drop one's drawers and sit, bare ass, on a hardwood floor and then rip a monster fart. The vibration of the buttcheeks against the hardwood creates a natural reverb chamber/amplifier resulting in a thunderous cacophony akin to a gunning a chainsaw while firing an M-16.
Joe's BASF (Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart) blew a hole through the parquet and now the Celtics have to play home games at Sacred Heart until they fix it.
To be blackout drunk and break a toilet lid
Holy crap! He drank only 2 shots and Basfoled.
Basfol by Ranch Obinson March 18, 2022

Basford-Day 

Basford-Day is the expression for having an extremely lazy day.
Most notably the day we will be spent in bed (Only wearing boxer shorts / underwear) watching star wars, films, playing computer games (most notably simulator games) other internet videos on a laptop while just laying there in your pit.
Guy One - What have you been up to today?
Guy Two - Absolutely Nothing
Guy One - Had a Basford-Day then?
Guy Two - Yeah
Basford-Day by TheBDog84 August 29, 2013

basfBOOM 

A noise made when a wrestler slams an opponent.
Big Steve, the wrestler, jumped on Grey Haired Owl....basfBOOM

Woop
basfBOOM by Basford July 16, 2009
BASFL example - Sam and Bryony are Brother and Sister for life.

sam and bryony are BASFL

B - brother
A- And
S- sister
For - for
L- life
BASFL by Bryonyhacker June 1, 2010