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ballsac

If you don't shut the fuck up i'm gonna rip your motherfuckin ballsac off you shithead.
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ballsack belt buckle

A ballsack belt buckle is a term used to define when one reaches down and grabs their balls so as to cover their belt buckle. If one does not have adequate ball volume, it may become a ballsack belt button. This technique is used when one wants to get some female attention to their genital area.
How did she not notice my ballsack belt buckle?
by duccr September 14, 2023
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Cleft Ballsack

Possessing an oddly shaped scrotum.
Nick: why are you walking so funny?
Matt: i don't know
Nick: I think you have a cleft ballsack
by JDMBart April 12, 2019
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Christmas Tree Ballsack Shuffle

The Christmas Tree Ballsack Shuffle is where a male, or anyone who has a penis and a nice sack of balls, lays on a Christmas tree with their testicles rubbing against the bark of a tree. Then a person hopefully of your choice is riding the dick. Then the movement of their hips moves the ball sack around on the tree, causing immediate ejaculation.
Woah dude last night I tried the Christmas tree ballsack shuffle, the splinters were totally worth it.
by queeferia March 28, 2022
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ballsack

a mushy, soft, tender hammock for the male testicle.
Damn that bitch sure loved to suck on my ballsack.
by JOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNy November 17, 2003
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Ballsack

A being that tells you what to do between the hours of 9am and 5pm. Also known as a "boss".
That Ballsack wants me to work on Saturday.
by Melt April 2, 2004
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Ballsack

A prison for a bunch of sperm cells and a sack for your small ass balls
Guy: man my ballsack is hanging lower than an old woman’s arm fat

Spermcells: ITS SO DARK I CANT SEE LET US OUT
Guy: *doesn’t hear spermcells and plays with balls*
Spermcells: AAAAAAAAA!
by Black Stewie November 19, 2019
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