Aztec sun god gooning

Aztec sun god flicker gooning is going to be when you flicker goon and you squirt 2222m out then the sun shines apon you and your soul transcends out of your body and levitates into the beam of sun light and you meet Huitzilopochtli who gives you the ability to have glowing shiny nut that could burn like lava

Dude, I was Aztec sun god gooning last night and now my nut is lava!

by 7ncvz December 9, 2024

Aztec, azTec, azteC

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Aztec, azTec, azteC

by Reninu March 15, 2025

Aztec Whistle Gunting

When your partner starts howling and throwing dildos at you

"my wife is into aztec whistle gunting"
"yo same"

by DILDOOOOO September 11, 2025

happy aztec

Ejaculating into the chocolate fountain at your friend's wedding.

Dewd! I wouldn't dip that. Chris just happy aztec-ed the fountain.

by Girl Talk October 29, 2008

de_aztec

One of the most overplayed, underskilled maps in the online world of Counter-Strike.

Omg Aztec again? Wtf we just played that...

by Ultramar November 18, 2003

The Aztec King

The Aztec King- getting a blowjob on the toilet (blumpkin) while a neutral third party takes a shit in the toilet tank behind you (upper decker)

To prevent her legs from going numb while she blessed his blumpkin, Alice would drape her legs over Arnold's shoulders as she made the toilet tank offering to the Aztec King.

by K.S.Davidson November 19, 2019

Alan Aztec

Alan Aztec or the ,,EGG,, is a hardbass creator

A: Alan Aztec? more like ALAN AZTEGG
B: Da

by Krytoxic April 6, 2021