shake awake

A sudden, violent awakening that occurs when one realizes that he or she has dozed off in public; usually, the venue is a lecture hall. The awakening is rarely soft and is frequently punctuated by a strong shake, wherein the victim will spasm limbs and then pretend as though he or she had been awake the entire time. For a few seconds afterward, the victim will have a hard time thinking clearly and will usually curse the recent violent awakening.

I fell asleep during Microelectronics. In my sleep, I remembered that my binder was precariously balanced on the edge of my desk and the one adjacent. I had the biggest shake awake ever when, in a torrent of irrational dream-thought, I determined that I had to save it from falling, even though there was no chance of that happening.

by Muftobration February 27, 2009

Awake

Someone who is unchained from the beliefs and dogmas they were raised with. An awakened person can see past the cultural brainwashing and programing that plays out in their particular culture. I.e. In North Korea Kim Jeong-eun is a political God, the savior of the people. In America everyone must support the troops or receive harsh criticism. These are just two examples of how the opinions of the masses are largely formed by the will of the few through our media, entertainment and educational system. Someone who is awake has broken free of this dangerous one dimensional thinking.

She is now awake; however, it took years to get there through independent research and critical thinking.

by JasonR747 June 7, 2019

Awomen

When you're so blinded by political correctness and feminism that ANY word with "men" in it has to be changed, even if it has nothing to do with males. The world is derived from "Amen", a Hebrew word for "so be it". Used by someone with a low iq and usually a member of the democratic party. These people find the need to be politically correct in ANY word with "man" in it, even if it's not a gendered word

Guide to replacement words

Amen - Awomen
History - Herstory
Impeachment - Impeachwoment
Humanity - Huwomanity
Manipulate - Womanipulate
Manual - Womanual
Manners - Womanners
Management - Womanangement
Manufacture - Womanufacture
Hispanic - Herspanic
Roman Empire - Rowoman Empire
Romance - Rowomance
Performance - Perforwomance
Romania - Rowomania

Oman - Owoman
Yemen - Yewomen
Guyana - Girlana
French Guiana - French Girlana
Turkmenistan - Turkwomenistan

Baghdad - Baghmom

Manchester - Womanchester

Manchuria - Womanchuria
Mandalay - Womandalay

Mail - Femail
Mail Delivery - Femail Delivery
Manhunt - Womanhunt

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx February 24, 2021

adoke

To both like and adore at the same time; to feel adoration for something while being less than love.

-I got you a Christmas present.
-I adoke you, Akriti.

by Alexus Wong December 20, 2008

awaken

To become aware of what is really true or real. Often referred to in connection to the Conscious Revolution.

Now is the time to awaken and remember who you really are.

wake up, Oneness, The Shift, Conscious Revolution, Awakening Revolution, Wayseer, Starseed, Indigo children, Davinci, Lightworker, Lightwarrior, sheeple.

by Working2OpenUrMind&Heart February 2, 2014

Rude Awakening

When you are finally awakened by a shocking truth

I had a rude awakening of how much sexy and hot I am

by Crapcrab October 22, 2016

Great Awakening

The harsh reality that hits an Applehead, Machead, iFool, or other Apple fan like a ton of bricks the moment he or she realizes that their iPod, iPad, iPhone, or Mac computer is not the crash-proof and bullet-proof wonder device that Steve Jobs and his overhyping media make it out to be.

This is usually brought on the very first time that a Mac computer freezes up, crashes, and needs to be restarted (usually causing the user to lose a lot of unsaved documents), or an iPod, iPhone, or iTunes software locks up or otherwise malfunctions.

Leaira: Did you hear what happened to Brittany?
Jordan: No, what happened to her?
Leaira: Well, she just experienced the Great Awakening.
Jordan: Oh really!? Her iPod quit working?
Leaira: It sure did! She picked it up and tried to listen to her music, and it just gave her an Apple logo and wouldn't do anything else. That's not all -- her MacBook froze up and crashed last week, and she can't get it to boot up anymore.
Jordan: Wow! That's too funny! So much for Crapple products being crash-proof and bullet-proof! What is she gonna do?
Leaira: She's had it with Steve Jobs, his lies, his media overhyping, and outragrous prices. She says she's going to take a sledgehammer to all her Crapple junk, throw it in the iGarbage can, and buy some good products.
Jordan: Oh, that's cool! What is she gonna get?
Leaira: She just bought a Windows 7 64-bit laptop the other day. She loves it! It works a lot better than her Macintrash ever did. And at half the price!
Jordan: Awesome! I think I'll get one too. What about her music player?
Leaira: We're going shopping today. She's just gonna get a basic MP3 player like mine. I love mine, and it only cost $50. It works directly with Windows with no iTunes or anything. I just drag and drop my MP3 files thru Windows. And it's a lot easier to use than her iPod ever was.
Jordan: That's awesome! Glad to hear she's finally kicking Crapple to the curb!

by Jordan_17 August 26, 2011