Awokening

(n): a ritualistic attack in which 2 or more woke individuals insult and belittle a stranger that they perceive to be insensitive to social justice issues, usually on social media.

Sarah and Courtney took offense when a lady posted that she didn’t care for black leggings, so they initiated an awokening to set her straight dive she was obviously a racist.

by SameLameAmy June 29, 2021

Awokened

What you are after you've recently turned woke.

Yeah, Bob's been woke for a while, bit Tim just got awokened yesterday.

by RedTheAnimator November 07, 2018

Out awoken

Being the last person awake in a what's app or bbm session thus not having to say good night to anyone.

"Dan are you still there?" nope he's gone iv out awoken him.

by Anymanwontdo August 23, 2011

Rude Awokening

When someone gets roasted on social media or fired for saying the wrong thing and offending some snowflakes

Joe just got fired for telling a something phobic joke..
He got a rude awokening

by the canceledone June 12, 2023

Awoken & Smoken

Immediate inhalation of a smoking genus of flowering plant in the family Cannabaceae, Cannabis, upon being roused.

O Ye, Oeth Ye! Thoust haveth Awoken & Smoken.

by B. Konchus October 15, 2022

the lion has awoken from his den

When I guy wakes up and has a morning boner

Ah, what a beautiful morning. Oh look, the Lion has awoken from his den.

by TheWiseOldWizard February 16, 2015

Awokening

N: when 2 or more woke individuals gang up on someone who said something they perceive as wrong, usually on benign social media posts that have nothing to do with the offense that’s been perceived.

Sarah and Mya felt the need to express their outrage with a grand awokening. They made sure that stranger was put in her place for the obvious racism in her comment that she doesn’t like black leggings.

by SameLameAmy June 29, 2021