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Awkward Turtle High Five

The awkward turtle high five is a two man version of the regular awkward turtle.

Each person takes part in a regular high five, however, once hands have collided mid air, you keep your hands touching and then you each rotate your thumb as you move your hands upward, almost as if the awkward turtle was going for a swim into the sky.

The awkward turtle high five can be used in situations to overcome awkward moments, or just for fun.
"Dude! Happy Birthday!"
"Um..My birthday was last week."
"Oh. Right."
"Yeah."
"Awkward turtle high five?!?!"
"Awkward turtle high five!"
*awkward turtle high five occurs*
by pseudonymforellie September 25, 2009
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awkward

when you ask your best friend who their best friend is and they say someone else
going on anon - on tumblr - and asking your besto who their best friend is, and they say the person who they are always fighting with. cue awkward moment.
by fgtuftyfhkvkjbh July 10, 2011
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awkward antlers

this means nothing. some idiot prep made this up after hearing about the awkward turtle.
by guernica January 17, 2008
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p' awkward

To be pudgy and awkward. Popularized by the comedian Mike Birbiglia
I’m pudgy cause I eat- I’m pudgy cause I’m fat.
I eat a lot pizza then I stuff it in your hat.
I’m also awkward too. I’ll make fun of your zoo.
I think that it’s genetic cause my brother’s awkward too.
This is why this is why this is why I’m p' awkward.
by Conbus71 February 16, 2008
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awkward humping starfish

Similar to the entire "awkward turtle family" but where you place one or two hands on someone else's person, and bend your fingers at your major knuckle (ones that attack your hand) and then flatten your hand. Repeat the process, and your hand will make a humping motion. Best for someone's shoulder or head.
by Mirado January 20, 2009
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Awkward Cooter

-Awkward moment

-Much more awkward than the "Awkward Turtle"

-Should only be used for the most awkward of times.
"Awkward Cooter"

-Getting hit on by the same sex. (Only if not gay)

-Three people are standing in a room, already an awkward moment, than you are asked to go to the baby pool? (Life Guard drama)

-Just put your two thumbs together and than your two pointer fingers together and you have the infamous Awkward Cooter.
by chillwill123 March 26, 2009
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Awkward Seminar

Of or pertaining to a phenomenon that often occurs in the minds of mentally challenged individuals that causes them to fabricate meaningless terms (usually sexual in nature.) These non existent terms have no meaning and are often inserted in casual conversation by the challenged individual in an attempt to fit into uncomfortable social situations where they often have little or no intelligence to contribute.
I work with a guy who needs to get on medication for his Awkward Seminar, he always says the most meaningless stuff and nobody knows what he is talking about.
by Rack 33 September 20, 2009
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