The ability to maintain a constant, clear mental picture of relevant information and the tactical situation including friendly and threat situations with the opposite sex. Particularly useful when trying to negotiate an event or occasion where there are multiple girlfriends or love interests in attendance.
Also used to ascertain the status of a recent ex-girlfriend.
Also used to ascertain the status of a recent ex-girlfriend.
I need your help maintaining bitchuational awareness. Jill and Jenn both showed up at the party and I need to keep them separated
by k1llsw1tch July 11, 2010
Get the bitchuational awareness mug.a place that is complete zen with no bothers or worries and the person is completely aware of this; can be a state of mind or an actual physical place.
"I remember lying in the forest with only the sounds of nature, wind blowing through my hair and leaves at my feet. Truly it was a sea of blissful awareness
by Fox In a Trance June 26, 2009
Get the sea of blissful awareness mug.by daddy's kink bitch October 25, 2019
Get the National Dumb Bitch Awareness Month mug.This scale of measuring ones need for a number. 2 (i.e. dropping the kids off at the pool) is defined from a number between 1 - 10, with 10 being a level so strong you actually crap your pants with the occasional loose bowels (diarrhea).
We could tell by the way Fredrik was running past us towards the toilet that he at least had a shit attack awareness level 7 bordering on 8. The brown stain on his pants definately helped justify this..
by svenski1 October 20, 2009
Get the Shit Attack Awareness Level mug.May is Zombie Awareness Month.
Many films important to the evolution of the modern zombie are set in the month of May, from the original Night of the Living Dead, 1968, to the well received Dawn of The Dead remake of 2004.
Also, because Spring naturally brings with it a sense of renewal and hopefulness, May is the perfect month to emphasize continued vigilance in the face of the coming zombie pandemic.
Despite common misconceptions, zombies - and the threat they represent - are not connected with the late October pagan tradition of Halloween. Witches, ghouls and vampires, all Halloween staples, are otherworldly creatures of old, filled with mysticism and superstition.
Zombies, on the other hand, are biological entities, made of flesh and blood, and functioning under the same laws of science and reason as all worldly beings.
Many films important to the evolution of the modern zombie are set in the month of May, from the original Night of the Living Dead, 1968, to the well received Dawn of The Dead remake of 2004.
Also, because Spring naturally brings with it a sense of renewal and hopefulness, May is the perfect month to emphasize continued vigilance in the face of the coming zombie pandemic.
Despite common misconceptions, zombies - and the threat they represent - are not connected with the late October pagan tradition of Halloween. Witches, ghouls and vampires, all Halloween staples, are otherworldly creatures of old, filled with mysticism and superstition.
Zombies, on the other hand, are biological entities, made of flesh and blood, and functioning under the same laws of science and reason as all worldly beings.
by spacecake666 May 4, 2010
Get the Zombie Awareness Month mug.February 14th, the day some refer to as Valentine's Day. The day when all the losers and loners make themselves known by not getting roses and candy. Also referred to as Loner Awareness Day.
by Chika April 12, 2006
Get the Loser Awareness Day mug."Jim, were all leaving."
"You can't leave."
"Why?"
"I know my face won't fit through that door."
"How the hell do you know that?"
"I have facial awareness."
"You can't leave."
"Why?"
"I know my face won't fit through that door."
"How the hell do you know that?"
"I have facial awareness."
by Matt Lindley July 30, 2006
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