Averill Park High School

A high school in Averill Park, NY. Probably best known for their accomplishments in the field of Teabagging and general buggery.

You went to Averill Park High School? How do balls taste?

by McTheQuickness November 27, 2011

Average Looking Guy Syndrome (ALGS)

When an average looking guy is reminded that he is average looking from
looking in the mirror, and girls' initial looks towards him. It carriers over into other parts of his life. "

Professor, I've been dealing with the affects of Average Looking Guy Syndrome (ALGS). Could i have an extension?

by Joebk2005 December 9, 2008

Batting Above His Average

When a male picks up a female substantially more attractive than all his previous efforts in women.

(Derived from the English gentleman’s sport of Cricket)

Terrance: Did you see Ugly Bob’s lady friend?!

Phillip: I did! He’s batting above his average for sure!

Terrance: Pull my finger Terrance!

by Cen Bousins February 26, 2009

Aivery

Aivery is a beautiful, smart, funny, ambitious, and happy person. She has many friends and people seem to ADORE her. At times, she can be very quiet. Other times, she can light up a room! Aivery is popular and well known, but fails to realise it. She always puts her family first and is always there for her friends. She has a sense of style AT TIMES and doesn't really care how she looks.

Aivery! Did you know Anard likes you?

by Hullan Deziad June 26, 2018

averioli

averioli the very cool twitch streamer and ravioli queen.

"wow, averioli is making ravioli!" -ravioli 1
"ravioli" -ravioli 2

by kerosinthe September 2, 2021

aggressively average

a phrase, coined by Zach, to describe inadequate aspects of himself in a more flattering vernacular

Zach: "My dick is aggressively average."

by boredandhorny December 29, 2016

The Law of Averages

The Law of Averages is a layman's term used to describe the belief that the results of any given event "work out" or "even out" over a set of trials in the short run.

The LoA's assumes that balance will always occur within a small sample.

Essentially, it is the belief that a rare occurrence will happen given enough time and is similar to the shotgun effect

1) If you flip a coin 10 times, the Law of Averages states that 5 flips will be heads, and the other 5 flips will be tails.

2) If you apply to enough Universities, the Law of Averages states that you will eventually get into atleast one.

by JrBalrog January 2, 2012