arseclown

i thought i bloody well invented arse-clown, but i guess not. an arse-clown is someone who tools around and is a bit weak instead of getting the job done.

that bloke there with the side burns and the john lennon glasses, talking about how much he earns in the IT industry, my best guess is he's been an arseclown from the get-go.

by noof April 3, 2004

arsechunder

shit that blows out of your arse like projectile vomit

After a visit to the curry house I arsechundered a hole in the toilet.

by sididis December 31, 2008

ausch-tee dausch-tee

1. An adjective used before and after a word to add emphasis to an American word turned German.

2. Prostitution
3. Something that is too funny to be named

1. Ausch-tee dausch-tee drugs ausch-tee dausch-tee.
2. My friend Bob sold me into ausch-tee dausch-tee.

3. Ausch-tee dausch-tee.

by speedy91 August 22, 2010

Body by Auschwitz

deathly skinny people, who show off their bodies pridefully. Usually the lonely girl at the gym who's always on the treadmill. Often these girls only require one-two drinks to get them trashed - at which point in time they are emotional wrecks!

Billy: Look at Mary; she really needs to stop working out and eat something.
Jenny: Yeah, but she takes pride in her "Body by Auschwitz."

by lie-nell richy June 9, 2009

Asec

Short for asexual. Usually used when someone has had a shot with someone and completely flopped and done nothing but talk or cuddle

Person 1 “Bro I was getting nudes off this girl last night and met her today and literally just talked to her”

Person 2 “Bro you’re such an asec”

by Bimboy July 10, 2019

the auschwitz oven

The act of shoving a dead animal carcass in your asshole and giving your significant other a Dutch oven that smells of death and shit.

Stop stalking me Matt or remember “the auschwitz oven” I gave you at camp when we were little girls....? I will recreate that.

by Sicario7 February 8, 2021

Arsecist

One who enjoys being soulless, with a black heart. Essentially one who loves being an asshole throughout life.

He's such an arsecist.

by nasm May 24, 2015