Attic Fart

A fart so stinky, it smells like it’s been living in your grandmothers attic.

Dude, that ass air smells like a straight attic fart .

by nicajima November 19, 2017

attic coins

Circular knock outs from electrical junction boxes that you discard in the attic while working.

I like to leave the attic coins behind after I wire up a furnace in the attic.

by Gregg Nice May 11, 2020

cheerful in the attic

Crazy

Man, that guy didn't like Wall-E. He must be cheerful in the attic.

by beepbeepdabeep May 29, 2011

Grandma's Attic

Referring to a woman's anus. Child word of Uhaul, referring to a vagina.

I heard you got to ride the uhaul last night. Did you get any time in Grandma's attic?!?

by spamthet January 26, 2011

Attic Salt

(n.) Pointed and delicate wit.

Laughing is peculiar to man, but all men do not laugh for the same reason. There is the attic salt which springs from the charm in the words, from the flash of wit, from the spirited and brilliant sally. There is the low joke which arises from scurrility and idle conceit. -Carlo Goldoni

by taco_55 January 7, 2019

attic monkey

A type of jew that hides, along with its money, in the attic of a house. In many cases this is cleverly consealed by a bookcase or hidden stairway.

Nazi 1 ~ I was reading some attic monkeys diary the other day.
Nazi 2 ~ oh yeah? who was it by?
Nazi 1 ~ Anne Frank.
Nazi 2 ~ Awesome stuff, i hope our boys shot her and her fellow attic monkeys; before stealing their vast cash supplies.
Nazi 1 ~ Oh, have u read it before?

by brad armstrong March 20, 2007

Attic searching

to get a blow job or anything else in the mouth

yo i went attic searching yesterday an it was greaaaat

by ginger02644 May 1, 2009