Atomic Wedgie

I Atomic wedgie is when someone comes up and yanks your underwear til it reaches your head.

One time when i was like 13 (i still had tighty whities) I had my friends over and my brother and his friends came behind us and yanked our underwear up into a Atomic wedgie. My balls were on fire and my ass hurt like hell! Then he and his friends took our clothes off and duck taped the wedgie to our foreheads and hanged us ona very tall tree were there was a branch below us so if we fell our nuts would get smashed. So then after 3 hours all our underwear ripped and we all fell and when we checked our balls they were so read that i was going to hurt like hell.

by Lozar October 26, 2011

Atomic Rowing Club

1. To be truely awful at ones sport. More specifically in the field of rowing.

2. See Suck

Wow, I won no races this weekend. I'm almost as bad as Atomic Rowing Club.

by HoochChirps2010 November 10, 2010

atomic wedgie

A tough love prank of camaraderie, its popularity peaking through the 90s, which involved having a mark's underwear yanked up over the head as a surprise.

Antonym: Pantsing

Jonathan gave David an atomic wedgie at the local sports bar.

by Maniacal Practical Joker January 3, 2020

Atomic Mud Bomb

when taking a poo, you push really hard until there is an explosion of poo that is released from your anus that sprays poo debris and covers the entire inside of your toilet, causing you to scream in pain. also, when the poo hits the water it causes a giant wave to splash back up and drench your butt cheeks with water.

Cole: Oh boy, i just dropped an atomic mud bomb.
Cody: You are lucky to be alive, sir.

by block bros. June 14, 2011

atomic mouse-trap

A 69 where the woman farts on the guys head as he is about to come and she slams her ass into his face to make sure he enjoys the smell. Even better if the girl accidentally shits. This tactic is usually revenge for a donkey punch, angry dragon, strawberry shortcake, or any other kind of bad sexual act by the guy.

My man thought it was funny to give me a strawberry shortcake, so I fuckin gave him an atomic mouse-trap to get back at him, I accidentally shit on him too.

by Rican Terrorist May 3, 2009

atomic sit up

blindfolded, someone tries to do a sit up while holding the hands of someone else so they cant. little do they kno someone is bending over with thier ass out so when the person doing the situp lets go, they get a face full of browneye.

"Oh man, we gave jake teh BEST atomic sit up last night!"

by Matt Rup July 11, 2006

atomic bong

what jamaica has instead of the atomic bomb

Jamaica would never make an atomic bomb. They may make an atomic bong. But I'd rather fight a war with the atomic bong because when the atomic bomb goes off there's devastation and radiation, when the atomic bong goes off there's celebraaaaaation!"
-Robin Williams

by Da_Mole May 5, 2006