assflap

the slit in the seat of a pair of longjohns or union suit

"john forgot ta open the assflap and shat all oner hiz longjohns"

by hemp May 13, 2005

assalanche

When an ass is so large that the definition of that ass is completely lost within the body of the individual bearing the ass. Usually best identified when the ass starts amid the fat of the back and ends at or after the knees.

Damn, I'd have hit that but I'm afraid I'd be consumed in the ensuing assalanche.

by Jezru January 4, 2008

Assblaster

An animal that can fly by ripping a huge fart and lighting it.

Holy Crap! An assblaster

by Shablam October 26, 2003

Assblastuccino

A frothy splattering of diarrhea turdshit that speckles all over the toilet bowl, leaves an evil, satanic stench, and looks like fucking coffee.

dude, my Assblastuccino latte is gross.

by FlyEvolution February 18, 2004

asslammer

Assslammer, to "slam" "ass", referring to homosexual intercourse, but used as an insult. First used as a school insult after people got wind of "shitstabber". They then began making up their own ignorantly sexist insults.
I first heard this about a year ago, and as others have heard this it is now spreading across areas soon it may have spread completely if it hasn't already. (Mainly among townies yes the yobs who wear tracksuits all day)

"Get lost you assslammer!"
or
"Go assslam each other"

by dEATHkRAMMER November 27, 2004

assylhorizontology

Coined by Dr. Nick Riviera of the Simpsons, the process by which one's ass grows wider.

"I recommend a slow, steady gorging process, along with assylhorizontology."

by B February 21, 2005

Assalation

Girls shaking their asses provocatively.

"Damn, that video had a lot of assalation."
"I see you baby, shaking that ass."

by penquinsolder October 26, 2012