asspoundee

An asspoundee can be defined as any person who owned stocks during the February 27 2007 trading session, when the Dow Jones crashed and suffered a historic drop of over 400 points.

Goddam I felt like an asspoundee when I was margined to the hilt and lost all my money when the markets crashed on February 27 2007!

by DP Ludwig December 14, 2008

Assmow

A person who has their ass hair trimmed by another person in a proffessional setting such as a day spa.

She spends at least $25.00 a month getting an assmow at her favorite day spa in south Hollywood.

by Benzothegr8 July 10, 2010

asshower

when sitting on a public toilet; and it flushes underneath you.

Dave :Alison, what the hell took you so long int he bathroom? Did you fall in?

Alsion:No, I got asshowered, and got it all over my skirt

by alisoneleven July 10, 2010

Asspoach

Asspoach (verb, noun) 1. To be envious of another person's bottom to the extent where you wish to steal it and have it surgically attached to yourself 2. More generally to covet a body part of another person 3. noun to be a person who frequently covets the body parts of another person.

1. "Hannah would certainly asspoach Kim Kardashian" 2." Angela was always asspoaching Pink's incredible abs." 3. (as noun) "My goodness," thought Dora, as she looked jealously at her friend's ample bosom, "I've become a real asspoach lately."

by TypeA Girl December 13, 2014

asspounder4k

A seggsy person

“Hey do you like asspounder4k”
“Yes i do they’re seggsy”

by Totally_notjoshu420 March 10, 2021

Asspounder2

Asspounder2 is a tiktok star and a great mutual

My favorite mutual is asspounder2 since he/she had a great of humor

by Jagbd June 17, 2021

asspooh

When dealing with large quantities of food, members of the Tahichi tribe used sticks of bamboo (called teih pipes) to massage their abdomens in order to digest food proficiently. It is believed that one tribe member ate so much food that the teih pipes were not enough. So the tribe leader, Waehay, judo kicked the member square in the cooch, creating a force so immeasurable that his abdomen had no choice but to release a rocket turd out of his rectum. The other members were so shocked by the triumph, they decided an onomatopoeia represented the event fairly, leaving this sound to be named asspooh.

My god. Did you hear what Dale just created in our bathroom? It was like: ASSPOOH!!!

by Yesssssa December 16, 2021