Asspoach

Asspoach (verb, noun) 1. To be envious of another person's bottom to the extent where you wish to steal it and have it surgically attached to yourself 2. More generally to covet a body part of another person 3. noun to be a person who frequently covets the body parts of another person.

1. "Hannah would certainly asspoach Kim Kardashian" 2." Angela was always asspoaching Pink's incredible abs." 3. (as noun) "My goodness," thought Dora, as she looked jealously at her friend's ample bosom, "I've become a real asspoach lately."

by TypeA Girl December 13, 2014

Assroach

Big fucking ROACHES that just let themselves into your house like it ain't nobody's business to scare the shit out of you when you least need it, and refuse to leave after you tell them to get the hell out of your overpriced apartment, especially in Charleston, South Carolina. Pretty much a cross between an ASSHOLE and a COCKROACH!
See also "Palmetto Bug"

While, at 5AM, Betty and Bob study for their 5 final exams for the morning:
Bob: HOLY SHIT! Was that a cat that just crawled accross your ceiling or was that the biggest cockroach I've ever seen?
Betty: Oh... that's just another assroach.

by Scared-shitless Yankee July 22, 2012

asspache

One of many slang terms for a homosexual Native American

A Native American who sticks his pee-pee in another man's tee-pee could be called an asspache.

by obneopeehon November 11, 2012