Asspoach (verb, noun) 1. To be envious of another person's bottom to the extent where you wish to steal it and have it surgically attached to yourself 2. More generally to covet a body part of another person 3. noun to be a person who frequently covets the body parts of another person.
1. "Hannah would certainly asspoach Kim Kardashian" 2." Angela was always asspoaching Pink's incredible abs." 3. (as noun) "My goodness," thought Dora, as she looked jealously at her friend's ample bosom, "I've become a real asspoach lately."
by TypeA Girl December 11, 2014
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