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asswipe

A person who is so stupid that they make the donkey look good (smarter than them).
guy 1: I know a guy who asked me how to do the same math problem about ten times.

guy 2: Some people never learn. What an asswipe.
by Edefiner February 10, 2015
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asswipe

another word for dickhead,asshole or other slang words
guy 1 "dude that guy is such and asswipe"
guy 2 "total douchbag"
by scottyboyy64 March 11, 2016
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Runaway Asswipe

When you install a new roll of toilet paper and as soon as you leave the room, it unrolls on it's own into a pile on the floor. This leaves you having to keep the roll in a bundle or try a re-roll.
The goddam cat must have started a "runaway asswipe" then strewed it all over the bathroom.
by the Red Ass September 7, 2010
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Dipshit Asswipe

Dipshit Asswipe Is primarily used as a n insult
"You're such a Dipshit Asswipe' sighed Billy
by CheezyPotatos September 24, 2017
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Christmas Asswipe

Toilet paper stained green and red as a result of wiping after taking a green-colored shit while on your period.
"Jan! You need to remember to flush the toilet! I found some of your christmas asswipe in the bowl!"
by Bingo Bongo December 1, 2018
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Asswipe

Literal:

Product for personal hygiene. It's a slightly moist seriously not too wet, indeed conveniently disposable sheet, though, really not quite big enough, to wipe clean ones ass.

Several overlapped may need to be used with diligent care, to avoid the excess hygiene neurosis that could develop.
But really, to avoid viral infestation of the anus, t's deemed best not to share the packet; even though it was apparently stacked and packed by someone that forget to wash their hands, during their cold sore outbreak.

Apparently a great product.

Figurative:

1) The trait found in the entrepreneur asshole that mustered up the idea to package, market and sell, not quite big enough wipes for an ass.

2) The value placed on someone despised immensely; like when a slightly small personal hygiene product is used to tend to ones ass, and you can't help but think, number 1), has less value than a number 2, if only they were at hand, they could prove to be useful.
Who in Christ's and Holy fkn Mary's name made these, where is he, the fkn asswipe !!!

Mitso Hey Katerina!?

Katerina. What now Mitso?

Mitso: Need an asswipe. Throw me that pack of deluxe asswipes.

Katerina: Should I wash my hands? My cold sore is dry.

Mitso: Whatever Katerina !!
by man.in.greek April 6, 2019
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Royal Asswipe

1. Someone who is a royal (extreme)asswipe; someone who only cares about themself.
2. Someone who is an extreme asshole.
Person 1: Could you help me with the homework?
Person 2: Nah, I don't care.
Person 1: Jeez, you're a royal asswipe.
by CTGreen February 27, 2020
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