asspire

to exit an elevator after passing gas in it with hopes that the next person in there will be graced with the stench

i feel bad for the next person to go in the elevator. i just left a vicious asspire in there

by Papa Nimz June 1, 2007

asspirate

One who steals booty belonging to the same sex.

by alan partridge January 19, 2003

assignment

A piece of work you cannot be botherd to do

Fuck it, it's just another assignment.

by Lumpy Sam May 6, 2003

asspirin

A polite and more formal way to refer to a suppository.

Man, these hemorrhoids are killing me, think I'm gonna have to take another asspirin...

by medicalmechanica May 14, 2010

asspiring

adj referring to an attempt at something at which you failed completely

I was an asspiring writer once.

by DianeF November 13, 2007

assighnh

I worship you

Assighnh, assert?

by Assighnh koning June 10, 2021

Tijuana Asspiss

That really spicy and volatile diarrhea you sometimes get after eating too much Mexican food at one time. It burns, burns, burns.

A: "What's up with Darell? He's been in the bathroom for like 45 minutes."

B: "Oh yeah I heard he got really stoned and went to Los Tacos Picantes yesterday and ordered everything on the menu, finishing it of course, 'cuz you know Darell. Anyhoos, he's definitley got a case of Tijuana Asspiss. You should give him another couple minutes."

A: "RIP Darell's rectum."

by kaigaidemon August 25, 2015