The vocabulary used to speak with consistent witicisms in a pretentious manner with intent of creating humor at the expense of the blissfully unaware.
by Virginia Plath March 8, 2009
Get the Smart Assery mug.The amalgamation of "masterpiece" and "ass" - essentially a masterful ass. This is applicable to any female that has a lot to bare with her derrière.
Jessica Biel has an ass that won't stop! What an assterpiece!
Even in her older state, J Lo still has a mighty fine assterpiece protecting her backside.
Even in her older state, J Lo still has a mighty fine assterpiece protecting her backside.
by JDMGio February 18, 2011
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Someone who frequently massages, plays with, grabs, pinches any part of their behind for self-pleasure
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Get the Askers mug.jerk1 ( P ) Pronunciation (ass-jûrk)
v. assjerked, assjerk·ing, assjerks
v. tr.
1. The fast and furious movement of the bowles.
2. The conjoining of asshole and jerk indicating very poor behavior.
3. I was driving along the road when I got assjerked but some crap driver.
4. Those guys are such a group of assjerks.
v. assjerked, assjerk·ing, assjerks
v. tr.
1. The fast and furious movement of the bowles.
2. The conjoining of asshole and jerk indicating very poor behavior.
3. I was driving along the road when I got assjerked but some crap driver.
4. Those guys are such a group of assjerks.
by Dacarlo September 2, 2005
Get the assjerk mug.Exercise geared towards women with no ass, to increase the size, or one with an out-of-shape ass, to tighten it up.
Her ass is drooping bigtime; she needs some assercise.
My ass is totally flat, but look at her! Could I get an ass like that if I did some assercise?
He is so bony. Dude could use some assercise.
My ass is totally flat, but look at her! Could I get an ass like that if I did some assercise?
He is so bony. Dude could use some assercise.
by BlueNinja November 19, 2007
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