The Vampire's Assistant

An extremely kick-ass movie which is much better and more accurate on vampires than Twilight.

If you saw The Vampire's Assistant, then you have seen the best movie ever!

by DarkAngelOfIllusion October 25, 2009

Ashishing

The act of silently sitting in a call while eavesdropping on others. They contribute nothing to the conversation except for occasional laughs or comments. Those who ashish typically are characterized as lacking in female companionship.

"Bro why is this guy always ashishing while we're in call with him?"
"Idk, he's kinda weird"

by Pete281234 January 23, 2021

Assifying

continuous tense of Assify
To continuously mess up a situation or object.

Why are you always Assifying what people ask you to do?

This lime was good but now he is assifying the hell out of it.

by XpideR G August 5, 2009

assistibator

n. Someone who helps you masturbate

I was feeling a little horny, so I called up Gritz's sister to come over and be my assistibator. She's a top-notch assistibator.

by This Fucking Guy January 31, 2014

Assistant Principal

The one the principal sleeps with to completely monopolize the school board.

Person 1: Have you talked to the Assistant Principal recently?
Person 2: No, I don’t think so.
Person 1: That’s because she was fired after being caught sleeping with the principal.
Person 2: Oh my god really, that’s insane!
Person 1: I know!

by 4:31Time April 23, 2020

assfistin

an unusaully unpleasant situation.

I knew going to court was going to be a real assfistin.

by your mom September 3, 2003

executive assistant

1. A person who earns money by being a professional bitch
2. Other than doing home loans, its the second most popular job a stripper has "during the day"

1. I hate doing my job so I will just have my executive assistant do it.
2. I dont just dance for my money, I also am an executive assistant.

by your significant other January 26, 2007