ASSinated

The act of being made a fool in front of someone (including small children) by a complete dellusional dillweed that thinks their IQ matters to the human population. The person also believes in equality and complete fairness among friends. Go figure. Something's wrong with this.

Girl says "Hey, the metard at wal*mart wouldn't let me use my EBT card. She said the "swiper" was not working. I've had a long, hard one dealing with enough douchebags for the day, so I let it be."

Boy#1 says "you didn't get her name? Did you demand the MANAGER come and assist you? I don't get your attitude?!?"

Boy#2 says "oh boy, looks like I need to babysit you two."

Girl says "fuck all. I've just been ASSinated by my own boyfriend. Do I deserve this, really?"

Boy #1 said nothing about the delicious 18" sub sandwich that the girl bought him." Not even, thank you.

CONCLUSION: She's been ASSinated.

by fatalSTRENGTH August 10, 2010

Assinahole

When a chick's vagina stretches all the way to her asshole, making it one hole.

That bitch's assinahole killed my boner.

by Bitch Crystal February 19, 2011

Assination

n.
"...assination is what happens when you misspell a word, and you feel like an ass".

derived from the word "assassination" when ones mother types to fast.

So did they do the assination topic today? Would have been timely if they had-- seeing as bin Laden was just assasinated.
Double-fail.
Jeez, I feel like an ass.

by Mac-n-Weenies May 25, 2011

Ass-Assination

When someone's ass is so fucking thicc that it kills you

Joe: bruh an ass-assination attempt happened to me last night and it worked because of Sydney's ass
Tyrone: yeah makes sense she thicc as hell

by Lipanda March 17, 2018

arinator

1. A person known to talk about the upcoming game Warhammer Online too much

2. A WAR addict

The arinator cannot wait for the release of Warhammer Online. It makes him happy in the pants!

by sobermaniac June 26, 2008

Assivator

N. 1. The help one receives from behind when getting in a big wheeled truck. 2. Putting both hands on another's but to help them up the stairs.

I needed an assivator to get up in the truck.

He was so drunk, he needed an assivator to get him up the stairs.

by MamaMarcia July 27, 2011

Assinate

To assassinate someone through the butt, particularly through vile means.

"I assinated him good, for his butt has become unrecognizable."

by Zileaha July 17, 2015