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alphabetical assets

A-to-Z terms for assorted "stash of cash" type holdings, such as:
bassets: How many fish ya caught (can also refer to how deep musical-notes ya can produce from yer audio system)
brassets: Da total number/amount of copper-alloy items dat ya possess
cassets: Da monetary holdings dat Silas Marner's friend Godfrey shared wif him to help wif Eppie's upbringing; could also refer to how many audio-tapes ya have
classets: Da students attending a particular grade in school
crassets: Da "reserve" of "non G-rated" remarks/actions dat ya are willing/able to perform
gassets: Da quantity of already-produced methane dat ya have "stockpiled" inside yer colon so dat ya can fart on demand
glassets: How many beakers, test tubes, bottles, goblets, etc., dat ya possess
grassets: Can refer to either how lush yer lawn is, or da quantity of cannabis dat ya presently have in yer "happy" stash
Additional examples of "alphabetical assets" include:
lassets: Da names in yer "little black book"
massets: Can refer to either (1) da total volume of bulk dat ya possess, or da total amount dat a Catholic church has accumulated from passing da collection plate
passets: Monetary resources dat ya either had handed to ya or acquired by visiting dat big city in Texas (i.e., "Ell Passo")
sassets: Da number of "juss flippin' yer switchiz" wisecracks dat ya have "on standby" to good-naturedly tease someone
TASSets: How much of yer investment-portfolio is tied up in Russian-news-agency stocks
by QuacksO October 28, 2025
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Variable Value Asset

An asset whose variable value is dependent on the purpose for which it is being requested is known as a Variable Value Asset.
Donald Trumps defense in the New York fraud trial is that all valuations previously given are true, using the Variable Value Asset method of accounting.
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Downreaching Capital Asset

Dick; or penis.
Richard Johnson has a substantial downreaching capital asset which he intends to extend to emerging cock markets.
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Asset

Money but in houses
I have money in assets aka money but in houses!
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Most Liable Asset (MLA)

One who is value-less in a relationship but liable for all losses.
Gigi : Quick gun murugan is Most Liable Asset (MLA)😅.
Legend: Oh! So you are saying that he has Negative-Worth💰.
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lickquid assets

Cash dat a lady hopes to obtain from a guy by giving him one or more tongue-lolling blowjobs.
Dogs and girls alike seem to think dat they can extract lickquid assets out of mushy-hearted dudes.
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Asseter

A fucking whore who can’t do anything , they tend to feed on cocaine
Jane : ew it’s a asseter
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