Assertive

A smart way of saying rude. A cover up for the word rude.

*two girls having a chat*
Girl 1: “I’m very assertive”
Girl 2: “No you’re not, you’re just rude”

by Official English Dictionary May 21, 2021

Assinine

When your canine companion is knotted up nine inches in your rectum.

My wife walked in to catch Fido and I playing a knot so quick game of assinine.

by Mardonia April 8, 2009

Assertisement

When one advertises their ass to everyone.

"Look Doug, Mary is bending over again! That is good assertisement."

by AlexMPiatt December 7, 2011

Assequinet

A horse's arse that assassinates the truth.

The assequinet stated "Clearly it is that is not a hole in the ground, the surrounding area is elevated."

by Xanthazar September 11, 2022

Assequine

A means to assassinate the truth with nonsense, usually by a assequinet (horse's arse).

The production and use of specialty holes in the ground to capture golf balls and prevent the ire of gophers having their holes blocked is truely assequine.

by Xanthazar September 11, 2022

Asstrainer

Described as someone who would destroy someone's ass just to make them happy.

(The subject who eat ass does not care about sex or genre bullshitings, he simply eats like a herotype would do, that ass it's made for this.)

Person 1: "You want me to break your ass, I suppose you want be me your Asstrainer?"

Person 2: "Yes, it's necessary."

Person 3: "Well, I'm not doing it for me, but for you."

by Adrian Dip January 22, 2026

European they/them of assertive negotiation

Replacing the "Portuguese man o' war "
With "European they/them of assertive negotiation ",fully inclusive , English for the woke .

I saw a "European they/them of assertive negotiation" by the sea yesterday, They sting is said to be potentially lethal.

by at073 October 7, 2023